I wonder a fairy’s ability to steal names can be counteracted with a “who’s on first” joke
“May I have your name, mortal?”
“What”
“I said, may I have your name?”
“What”
“What is your name?”
“Yes”
“Your name is yes?”
“No, What’s my name”
“THAT’S WHAT I WANT TO KNOW”
I don’t know, but I love the headcannon of it
just give em your gamertag.
Cool idea, but idk…
I feel like that could still have *some* weight to it
“Ok, can I have your friends name?”
“Yes.”
“Ok, what’s his name?”
“Who.”
“Your best friend.”
“Yes.”
“Is your best friend’s name yes too?”
“No.”
“Then what is it?”
“Who.”
“Your best friend?”
“Yes.”
“What’s your best friend’s name?”
“No.”
“Who?”
“That’s it.”
“WHO’S YOUR BEST FRIEND??”
“Yes.”
“AAAAAAAAAHHH!!!”
“Well what’s your brother’s name?”
“Why”
“I JUST THOUGHT I’D ASK!”
“Well I just thought I’d tell ya”
"Do you have parents?"
"Indeed I do"
"Can you give me their names?"
"I don't Know and I Don't Care"
"Geez, you have a falling out with them or something?"
"No, I love my parents."
"So gimme their names!"
"I Don't Know and I Don't Care."
"GAAAAAGH! Never mind! Keep your stupid names! I don't give a darn!"
"Sorry, what was that?"
"I said, I DON'T GIVE A DARN!" (flies away)
"...huh. How did he know my sister's name?"