I wonder a fairy’s ability to steal names can be counteracted with a “who’s on first” joke
“May I have your name, mortal?”
“What”
“I said, may I have your name?”
“What”
“What is your name?”
“Yes”
“Your name is yes?”
“No, What’s my name”
“THAT’S WHAT I WANT TO KNOW”
I don’t know, but I love the headcannon of it
just give em your gamertag.
Cool idea, but idk…
I feel like that could still have *some* weight to it
“Ok, can I have your friends name?”
“Yes.”
“Ok, what’s his name?”
“Who.”
“Your best friend.”
“Yes.”
“Is your best friend’s name yes too?”
“No.”
“Then what is it?”
“Who.”
“Your best friend?”
“Yes.”
“What’s your best friend’s name?”
“No.”
“Who?”
“That’s it.”
“WHO’S YOUR BEST FRIEND??”
“Yes.”
“AAAAAAAAAHHH!!!”
“Well what’s your brother’s name?”
“Why”
“I JUST THOUGHT I’D ASK!”
“Well I just thought I’d tell ya”
"Do you have parents?"
"Indeed I do"
"Can you give me their names?"
"I don't Know and I Don't Care"
"Geez, you have a falling out with them or something?"
"No, I love my parents."
"So gimme their names!"
"I Don't Know and I Don't Care."
"GAAAAAGH! Never mind! Keep your stupid names! I don't give a darn!"
"Sorry, what was that?"
"I said, I DON'T GIVE A DARN!" (flies away)
"...huh. How did he know my sister's name?"
anime roboticist: alright here’s your massive robot suit. you have to be in its core, and it mimics your movements 1:1 while you’re in it. also any damage the robot takes you also take in the same place
robot pilot: wouldn’t it make sense for me to control it remotely miles away
anime roboticist: yeah but. cmon
anime roboticist: also, here’s your robot suit’s giant gun that your robot holds in its giant robot hands and fires by pulling the giant trigger, just like a regular gun.
robot pilot: Wait, why isn’t it just integrated into the robot itself? Why does my robot need human hands?
anime roboticist: so you can do other things with its hands, like, uh... punching
robot pilot: Punching? If the monsters can take or dodge my giant gun long enough to get that close, I don’t think punching will help.
anime roboticist: Well regardless, the gun’s too big and heavy.
robot pilot: Well, why does it need to be held by a humanoid machine to be operated? That’s like a backhoe being shaped like a big person holding a giant shovel instead of just one arm with a built-in shovel on wheels. Frankly, it’d make more sense to make a giant tank rather than a giant ro-
anime roboticist: shut up
LGBT clichés I’m tired of seeing in movies
- Pink shirts
- Wearing leather jackets
- “Butch” haircuts
- Holding a gun
- Yelling at statues
- Punching a door without provocation
- Sudden helicopter piloting skills out of nowhere
- Dropping a cup or coffee mug immediately after picking one up
- Yelling at owls
- Inexplicably hovering two feet above the ground for long periods of time
- Ending every sentence with “yeah buddy” or “sock it to me”
- Mispronouncing the word “calculator”
- Grabbing and swallowing live rodents whole
- Stripping and cleaning an AK-47 in the middle of dinnertime conversation without anyone else mentioning it
- Yelling at mailboxes
- Eating a bowl of Cap’n Crunch for every meal
- Transforming into a boat
- Transforming into a tractor
- Transforming into a jet
- Transforming into a pickup truck
- Transforming into a camper van
- Yelling at trampolines
- Attempting to fix any and all broken objects with an acetylene torch, regardless of what is broken or how
- Mass fistfights in DMV waiting rooms
- Blatant, shameless product placement for Olive Garden and/or Capital One (What’s In Your Wallet?)
- Use of voodoo powers in sci-fi settings
- Standing in the background of literally every scene while silently staring into the camera, neither moving nor blinking
- Yelling at hedges
- Platform shoes
- Holding phones at arm’s length
- Being able to breathe in space
- Dying, re-appearing, dying again, and then coming back as a ghost
- Being killed via ghost bullets
- Ghost shoes
- Ghost children
- Ghost money
- Addressing characters by their actor’s names every time
- Licking the camera lens during closeup shots
- Constantly stealing things
- Hair