rule #1 of tumblr polls is NEVER include a joke option if you don't want it to win by a landslide because tumblr users have one committed relationship in their lives and it's to the bit

Me when I contact IT and tell them yes I restarted and followed any instructions I could but computer still angry and IT says they are escalating this because it is an actual issue: I am getting a good grade in service desk ticket. Something that is both normal to want and possible to achieve.

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Ooooo wait wait Check Please live action Ransom & Holster episode starts with a nightmare where they’re both firefighters and Holster falls through the floorboards

if the doctor was worth a shit pagliacci would of walked out of there with an estradiol prescription

so imagine you have a cat and sometimes he'll disappear for a while and you're like 'oh no what happened to my cat,' only to find out your neighbor also feeds your cat and calls him a different name. now imagine your name is Jack Drake and that cat is your son Tim

watching death note with my family and after the college entrance episode my mom asked offhandedly if anyone had ever pictured L and light as a couple before. it felt like one single white dove had landed on a crystalline lake in a beautiful pure clearing. no i dont think anyones ever thought of that before

this is actually so funny jackbox said go get jokes

1984

Jackbox:

I am in awe just imagining the number of takes this required

To be clear, this person has blocked the equivalent of the entire population of Minneapolis, plus an extra 119 folks. This persons block list would be the 46th largest city in the united states.

Not criticizing, i'm just impressed.

curating their internet experience for real

behind every late diagnosed neurodivergent person is a parent who has absolutely nothing going on at all don't worry about it

Annabeth arriving at Camp Jupiter, finally finding Percy

"Put Baby in pelican mouth" has transformed my thinking in ways I haven't entirely discovered yet. The other day at the shop I heard "just give us your ID card at the till to get 15% off such-and-such products!" And my brain went "Big Chain Store perfec/t size for give all your personal data! Deals very cheap and fun your data safe give data to Big Chain Store. Give data to Big Chain Store. No problems ever with Big Chain Store because good size and safety for ID card weak of so much yummy personal data. Abig Chain Store yes a place for data give data to Big Chain Store can trust Big Chain Store for give data to all its friends. Friend Store"

if you had to tattoo one of your last 10 reblogs onto your body which would you choose and why

nothing online is ever truly deleted. except that one fucking thing you're looking for

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I was not remotely prepared for this.