I am sorry to everyone who tagged me in some tag game and I never responded. I saw it and thought “aww they thought of me” and proceeded to forget about it right after
Hot take but I don't think games need to tutorialize the player on stuff like "enemies will drop items when you defeat them" like that's just something that I can observe happens with my own brain. I don't need a tutorial popup for that. Stop it.
Fuccckkk I forgot about reallybig sandwich
“do you really wanna be on that medication for the rest of your life :(?” yes actually I would love that. I know what I’m like off it
no you don't understand. i *get* to be on this medication for the rest of my life :)
reblog to give prev a fUCKING BREAK in 2026
*chuckles randomly because I remembered "Man stop wasting them peoples time"*
Hopeful 😃
Even more hopeful. 🦀
Hahahaha
what is the january mood?
the whole "your [dead] pet got sent to live on a beautiful farm" euphemism used to confuse the heck out of me, bc when i was little my parents actually did send our dog to live on a farm
shutup shutup shutup yes i know it really happened bc WE GOT THE DOG BACK EVENTUALLY. i know i've trained you all not to trust my basic understanding of reality (it's mid at best) but this is not me once again being extremely naive, WE GOT THE DOG BACK LATER
*my autistic ass nodding along sincerely as my classmates sarcastically refer to "being sent to live on a farm upstate"* yeah like when my parents had to move for work and Bingo went to live with my uncle for two years
i... don't actually have any memories of the dog before it went to the farm. technically i have no firsthand evidence that it was the same dog. i just remember knowing we had a dog on a farm and eventually the dog appeared. that would be an INSANE thing to lie to a 5-year-old about. then again my parents have definitely done weirder
ah. tumblr's favorite game. gaslighting gaud
it used to be the other way around IT USED TO BE THE OTHER WAY AROUND WHAT IS THIS WHERE AM I WHATS HAPPENING
“We hope this email finds you well” babe, the only emails I hope find me well are the ones from Archive of Our Own
the thing that really cheeses my cake about flies getting in my house is they clearly don't want to be there anyway. like at least the ants trying to steal cereal from my pantry had a goal and a plan. you are just here because you're too stupid to use a window twice
When an Ur guy / sells Nanni things / but the copper’s bad, / He simply records his complaint for all time / “I got a bad deal / I’m maaaaad”
:/ kinda mean hearted
Supernatural is very quotable, but unfortunately the best lines are “you gotta go be gay for that poor dead intern” and “freedom is a length of rope. God wants you to hang yourself with it.”
They encompass the full spectrum of the show from a complex interrogation of religion and free will to satirical borderline homophobic comedy.
What a year this week has been.
It’s Monday.
It sure as hell is.
The earlier in the day Monday you reblog the funnier this gets
a humble addition at 10am
if you’re reading this, i’m wishing for the universe to be kind to you
For all my mutuals, this and a grilled cheese cut diagonal