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My roommate’s car is having major problems. She has a Prius and the hybrid battery is on its last legs. Without it the car won’t even start. She needs it to be able to get to work.
I started a GoFundMe to help cover some of the costs. I know money is tight for all of us, but if you can donate or even just share this around, it would make a huge difference!
daily reminder: fuck ice. fuck ice agents. fuck trump. and fuck you if you support them.
you know who’s gay? paul the real estate novelist who never had time for a wife and davey who’s still in the navy and probably will be for life
New headcannon: everyone in that song is gay except the Piano Man who has no idea he’s playing at a gay bar and the staff and regulars have a betting pool on how long he’ll take to finally figure it out. So far John is ahead.
“The manager gives me a smile ‘cause he knows that it’s me they’ve been coming to see” also implies that the Piano Man is possibly an incredibly attractive but oblivious himbo, and if you listen to the rest of it imagining that, this all fits a little too well.
this makes too much sense. Also, the full quote is “Now John at the bar is a friend of mine. He gets me my drinks for free. And he’s quick with a joke or to light up your smoke. But there’s someplace that he’d rather be” Yes, your bed, he wants to be on your bed honey, that’s not a joke, he is flirting with you.
Lighting another man’s cigarette is some old-school gay cruising.
Billy Joel actually addressed this interpretation!
I wonder how much of the environmental hopelessness people have on the internet is actually a result of the internet itself eliminating extremely relevant geographical differences. It's easy to get overwhelmed when you feel like literally everything you do - using water, using electricity, eating food - is just a net debit to some global balance of this stuff that everyone is collectively depleting.
But this isn't really how that works.
Whether you personally using electricity is a contributing factor for climate change depends enormously on where you live and how the place you live generates its electricity. I used to live in a place where my electricity came from coal, so I was more concerned then. I now live in a place where my electricity is 100% hydro, so I'm less concerned now. Similarly, if you live in a place like California it makes more sense to pay attention to water use, and if you live in a place like Vancouver you probably should focus on other things.
Focusing on the big picture can be useful when you want to consider large-scale action like voting or protest, but at the day-to-day scale it matters much more sense to look at the needs and risks in your own community. You can't minimize everything at the same time, and trying to do so will only make you uselessly miserable. If you want to change your daily life for the sake of the planet, take the time to figure out what lever you can pull that will make the most difference. Nobody looking at the big picture can tell you that. You need to look local.
See the current carbon intensity of the electricity production where you live. The map covers almost the entire world:
This is kinda ominous ngl
Gotta compliment him on his reflexes. No hesitation. Just described exactly what he was seeing, regardless of what it was.
[VD: A weatherman is giving a report and pointing to a map, saying "feel like temperatures really take a tumble too, because after the storm-" before he is interrupted by the screen going black and then displaying a picture of some baby spinach. He says, "um," then immediately points to the screen and confidently announces, "this is baby spinach." /End VD]
this feels like a wtnv skit
hi guys! discord is doing a survey on how people would like ai to be integrated into discord. take it and say fuck no to every question. when you get to "in general, how do you feel about discord inegrating ai features?", respond that you would actively get everyone you know off of discord and wouldn't pay for nitro or other shop items if they added ai features.
watch out for the trap! there's ONE QUESTION where the last option *isn't* the max 'no AI' option, read each part carefully to be sure
Not so fast! Submerge the bird in cold tap water and replace that water every 30 minutes until thawed if you want to salvage your holiday feast
Well I’ll be damned, Spiderman did it. He saved Thanksgiving.
Good work, Spiderman. I’m proud of you. Unlike my own cringefail son.
No, I would not steal a car. However, if I had the ability to create a copy of someone's car that I could have for free while the other person retained their original car, I would definitely do that.
Original Post: Keith Porter was tragically taken from us by an off-duty ice agent, and his family is seeking justice during this difficult time. Every donation can help support their fight for truth and accountability. Please consider clicking the link below to contribute or share it with others who might want to help. Thank you for your support! https://gofund.me/530afb61e
UH YEAH, I SURE HOPE IT DOES!!
