"Life finds a way"

All shot practically using real figures, lighting, miniature sets and my trusty old tin foil for water technique and cotton wool for the water splash.

OP: Women deserve to feel beautiful even after we retire. The original Empress Xiao crown(647 CE) in the museum was way too expensive to recreate. So I made my popo(my husband's mother) a DIY version using pantyhose instead. (cr 竹立立)

Some people weren't sure what Xiao Hou’s crown looked like, so others commented with photos they took at the museum (The one on display is a replica too, 'cause the real one’s pretty fragile and has barely ever been shown. Even the damaged look was recreated — the original was covered in pearls and gemstones.). People even bought mini museum souvenirs and got creative with mixing and matching.

not wholly endorsed but I am often thinking of this image

I hope this is true.

zoning out or imagining things is not dissociation. dissociation is a severe trauma response. fucking stop with this. you were not traumatized by your math homework and dissociating at your desk, you were uninterested and zoned out.

"fuck it we ball" is for stress about the future "it is what it is" is for stress about the past and "this too shall pass" is for stress about the present thank you for coming to my TED talk

just the other day I was like I want some dick from a fat man

and then what happened?

I suffered in silence

2026 might be the year of loving something with the same vibrant intensity as you once did in ye olde 2010-2016

pancakes are made of eggs omfg

Y’all are crazy if you think a chicken won’t happily eat eggs. Y’all insane if you think a chicken won’t tear some nuggets UP. You are ON CRACK if you think a chicken won’t just, eat another injured chicken

Me and some friends were collecting eggs on this farm. We dropped one of them and they went absolutely apeshit over that damn egg. Not even the shell was left.

I know people think chickens are herbivores but they absolutely aren’t.

Chickens are omnivores. They eat meat, they eat eat all sorts of fruits and vegetables.

This isn’t really well known to people who live off of farms or who have never spent time on one. It’s also thanks to tv and movies not showing this side of chickens.

It’s why eggs and chicken meat saying they come from “free-range vegetarian chickens” are HILARIOUS, because if they’re free-range, you can’t control that, and the tiny dinosaurs ARE going to eat a lot of things. And if a mouse meets an early demise because it came near the tiny dinosaurs … ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

As a kid I once threw the neighbor’s chickens a chicken nugget just to see what would happen.

Answer; they fuckin demolished it. Tore it apart and wolfed it down in seconds. 

Rose tinted chicken glasses used to be a very common invention for chickens, because if they saw a speck of blood on another chicken they would gang up on it and murder it to death and feast on it.

Actual piranhas don’t act like Hollywood piranhas.

Chickens, however, do act like Hollywood piranhas. Those fuckers get a taste for blood and they become fucking ravenous fiends. They’re still very much dinosaur.

Pancakes are looking a little tame, huh?

You’re not allowed to let your chickens eat eggs purely because if they discover that they can, you will never get another egg from them again. They WILL eat them before you can collect them.

Yeah I was going to mention this. Once they get the taste, they’ll eat their own eggs and the eggs of other hens if they can. At that point, you gotta cull them.

a blind vampire and her changeling companion ✄ (it's yuri)