i love you all but when you are like oh shane isn’t hot he’s cute i kind of [loud incorrect buzzer sound] because personally speaking i want to TOP HIM!!!!!!!! he is fucking hot he’s just hot in a different way than ilya

you are telling me you watched shane hollander begging crying pleading for it shiny brown eyes six pack thick thighs back arching riding dick like hes at the rodeo pressing his whole face into ilyas crotch crawling across the bed in only white socks coming untouched from being fucked please fuck me, i need you, you’d like that wouldn’t you and your only thought on him was “awe :)”??????? AW???????????

does it fucking kill you too? not anymore. not with my head on your chest, your hands in my hair cradling my face, your kisses pressed into my skin, lips against my forehead. not with a plan for the future for how we are going to make this work. not in this oasis of yours that you invited me into so preciously. not anymore. not with this hope. not with your love.

Drawing Ilya was inevitable

humbling

people saying "write what you want to see in the world!" and that's always a good sentiment but this post isn't really about "oh no there's no content for my ship", more the feeling of "i looked up something that i thought was so obvious that surely plenty of more seasoned ao3 perverts would have thought of it already, but apparently i'm the weird one"

reblog this to place a small, rotund ceramic animal in the palm of the person you reblogged it from

dry humping in its specificity as a term implies the existence of wet humping

not my best work

why do americans think everyone on the internet lives in the same place as them. just saw someone say honeybees are "not native". not native to where????? the entire planet?????

On my 'puter.

1 2 3 i want yuri

ENOUGH “submissive and breedable”. what about “bloody, eyes glinting with resentful rage, and breedable” huh. what about that.

Robin, Batgirl and Supergirl by @kamotaku_ Premed

They should all just date omg

EVERY TIME. EVERY. TIME. SOMEONE DRAWS THEM TOGETHER I JUST WANT THEM TO KISS.

For example, Emma Kubert's art of them. Like, beautiful.

Saw this license plate today and I'm still ugly laughing about it

How many people have you lived with in your life (meaning, sharing place of residence, especially cooking areas, living areas, and/or bathrooms).

Group homes count, family counts, everyone in an apartment counts, not everyone in the entire apartment building counts.

extremely funny to me that harley quinns real name is apparently harleen quinzel, a name that sounds less real that harley quinn. they should do that with more comic characters. batman real name batthew manning. daredevil real name darius devilson. doctor strange real name. well okay that one doesnt count.

I have some very good news for you about Black Bolt's real name

NOW THATS WHAT IM TALKIN ABOUT

these idiots are living rent free in my head