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Just An Ordinary Waffle :)

@randowaffle / randowaffle.tumblr.com

20 | Everyone is fine at the moment. | “Salted buttnugget” according to @isa-ghost | Profile pic by someone who isn’t on Tumblr anymore| Header by @glitchyartist | Just your standard everyday waffle.

Whumptober 2025, Day 3

Prompt: Isolation

TW: Blood, cauterization.

A scream ripped from their throat as Waffle banged on the door. Their knuckles were bloody, a sticky brown instead of the crimson they saw their emerald-eyed captor had. They’d only seen it once, when they bit him, but they wanted to make him hurt for what he’d done. He’d hurt them… they wanted vengeance.

They were stunned when their hands stared to burn, fire crackling at their fingertips. The anger began melting into confusion when the wounds they’d gotten from punching at the door burnt, a sickly sweet yet smoky aroma filling the air. They’d never… done this before.

Footsteps came from outside, and their head shot towards the door. A hand raised, and slammed into the wood, fire still crackling. It splintered this time. The footsteps walked away. He hadn’t came in, always just listened.

Again. Again. Again. They kept pushing, breaking the door down bit by bit. They felt the wood crack, they felt tiny wood shards stab them as they hit. They burned through them, the heat stirring something in them.

They heard one final crack, and finally saw a hallway through the hole. It was just as black as the room they were in, but it was progress. They felt something wet trickle down their face, their breath coming faster than before. The room felt warm. Uncomfortably warm. When did it get like this?

Spots blurred at their vision as they laid down… maybe a little nap would be good.

cars are so much scarier than planes. i've literally never been afraid on an airplane like first of all being on a plane is fun. second of all you're in a big as fuck vehicle with no other vehicles around for miles and the person at the wheel is a professional and not just Some Guy. one time i was getting a ride home from a nonbinary friend of a friend who was driving very erratically down the highway at 1am and they said to me unprompted "i have ocd so i only drive at speeds that are multiples of five"

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how i feel every time i get dead serious about a cartoon

how i feel every

time i get dead serious

about a cartoon

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

you're watching my dead wife montage but I don't do anything aesthetic like run on the beach so it's just clips of me zoning out at work and playing the sims in my apartment

I was just blasted with a divine vision of hatsune miku but her twintails are fishhooks with comically large teal fish hanging from them

Do you see the vision.

things that happen when you make eye contact with an autistic person:

- their lazers activate

- the killer gets you

- the enderman instinct

- they turn into a flock of ravens and disperse

- you catch the autism

- deletes your save files

- enter a pokemon battle

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- eyes fall off

-I bite yo face off

- I noclip into the ground to avoid eye contact

-I take your face like a fairy and assume your identity

- you are reduced to data

String identified: tgtataactacttaattctaactattgttatcttttacaacatctattataattaTATtaccttgtactacttaacaaaattactata

Closest match: Hypercompe scribonia genome assembly, chromosome: 28 Common name: Giant Leopard Moth

i love it when a mutual reblogs something and even though they dont add any tags you know exactly why they reblogged it and how it relates to your shared interests… yes… im sure you reblogged those bunny rabbits for reasons NOT related to the minecraft blorbo.

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fuck it 10 pm post we like to party

this video feels like seeing an old friend for the first time in a decade

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