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totally cute or creature of the night???

@riotmlllf / riotmlllf.tumblr.com

Rose // 17 // she/they // bi // toeing the line between being super cool and cringe

die a hero (get with a girl who isn't over her ex) or live long enough to see yourself become the villain (date a loser gamer boy)

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fleshdyke

always remember gay men are the reason we dont have to pay for public bathrooms in canada

WAIT HUH??? IM CANADIAN????? WHY HAVE I NEVER HEARS ABOUT THIS UNTIL NOW??????

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fleshdyke

two gay men got arrested for fucking in a public bathroom but they argued since you had to pay for it it was a hotel and it was fine. their defence worked and we dont have to pay for bathrooms anymore

Ok guys I know we want to celebrate victories in queer history but

1. Googling "Canada gay sex pay toilets" just brings up a bunch of reblogs of this post

2. There does not seem to have been any sort of norm of public toilets in Canada charging money to use in the 20th century

3. I am neither Canadian nor a lawyer but I find it extremely hard to believe that there is any jurisdiction on earth where charging money to use a public toilet makes it legally constitute a hotel room and therefore OK to have sex in.

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fleshdyke

thats because i lied about this

the fucked up thing is how "Creep" by Radiohead will really get your ass if you hear it at the wrong time. that shit can be stupid and overdramatic or it can have the weight of an atomic bomb dropped on your heart it just depends

100% agree

[Image ID: a screenshot with the title “white people vernacular that they should use more”. below is a list.

—that’s rich coming from you

—OK no more Mr. nice guy

—let’s skedaddle

—let me be frank

—now listen here pal

—cup of joe

—you’re barking up the wrong tree

—how you like them apples

—newsflash buddy

:end ID]

btw can someone tell me if screen readers vocalize em-dashes like the ones i used?

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TUMBLRINAS I LIKE A GUY THAT IS LITERALLY UGLY 

UPDATE I HOOKED UP W HIM HES HOT ACTUALLY 

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