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Barty *using an unknown number*: I’m going to kill you

Regulus: Who is this?

Barty: Take a guess

Regulus: This may come off as shocking but I have a lot of enemies who I would expect this text from.

They can only agree on one (1) thing:

Barty: you don't want Regulus to die
Barty: and i don't want Regulus to die
Barty: so now we gotta make sure Regulus doesn't want Regulus to die.
Sirius: fantastic plan but have you met Regulus

Reading Art heist baby is like dancing in a pretty meadow with an ice cream and then falling of a cliff.

Reading crimson rivers is like falling of a cliff but then have a soft landing.

Reading all the young dudes is like slipping of a cliff and finally finding something to hold on, but you know that you will fall soon.

Reading Choices is like willingly jumping of a cliff, trying to hold on to some of the ledges that come, but then having the most agonising death ever.

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Bruce: People say I’m cold. Clark: You're not cold, you're just selectively warm. Bruce: That’s the nicest way anyone’s ever called me emotionally unavailable.
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When u were a baby

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barty had a reputation of threatening and driving away regulus’ boyfriends so when james started dating regulus, he had braced himself for whatever barty would throw at him except barty never did anything. james couldn’t help but think it was a trick so he confronted barty one day to which barty simply shrugged and said, “regulus smiles more since he’s been with you.”

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i genuinely believe that regulus always runs like COLD COLD so during winters even after james gives him his jacket he'd still be cold.

meanwhile sirius asked for remus' jumper and he was told fuck no, shouldve worn the warm jacket that remus told him to wear. like, do i not get cold?? (but he keeps on casting warming charms when sirius isnt looking)

then, james comes over and asks to borrow remus' jumper for five minutes, ("i promise ill return it"), so remus is like uhh okay ig (nobody can say no to james)

its been two hours and remus' jumper is still nowhere to be seen so remus and sirius decide to finally go up and get themselves warmer shit. when theyre makes their way through the crown guess what the see?

james laughing next to somebody, trying to get them to drink somthing, persuading them with kisses as that person blushes and bats james away with a smile on their face.

that person who is wrapped in a big jumper — remus' jumper — and a big jacket (james').

that person who is regulus black.

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babygirl jason todd they could never make me hate you. no one will ever convince me that jason todd is ugly. that's willis' little prince, you know he inherited his dad's good looks, and we know willis was pulling badass stunning women.

I just imagine a scenario where jason is with the bats, could be a gala or some civilian something, and they are all joking about looks and who can flirt and get more numbers and what not, and they're gonna make jason the butt of the joke as per usual, except a devastingly handsome, slightly older man approaches and is very VERY clearly interested in jason and ONLY jason. he isn't creepy or pushy, just earnest and whole heartedly smitten with jason.

and maybe they expect the man to receive a mean quip or a swift rejection. but instead, to their utter suprise, jason just blushes, really soft and gentle and takes the number handed to him on a slip of paper, batting his eyelashes and tucking a little curl behind his ear.

and all the bats are shocked, thats not at all what they were expected. And the thing is, IT KEEPS HAPPENING.

a middle aged woman, a young new CEO, a silver fox with a smooth accent, keep approaching jason throughout the night, with either hungry or starstruck eyes.

roaming over inky, bouncing curls, high cheekbones and clear skin, broad shoulders, supple chest, tiny waist, stunning ass and legs. just jason being devastingly attractive and people wanting him, and making it known. and jason just being overwhelmed and flattered but soaking it in.

YEAAAAA DEVASTATINGLY ATTRACTIVE JASON TODD

i think about this jason A LOT. he is the baby girl. willis calling him his prince was so stinking cute 😭 and YES. there is no way jason isn't canonically attractive considering willis' play.

I LOVEEEE YOUR DESCRIPTIONS

i always enjoy thinking about jason getting suitors and nobody expecting it (he doesn't either). and they're always so hot and so much older. jason strictly going for older people has to be my fav hc even tho it's also pretty canon LOL he loves him some pseudo parental figures that remind him of his mommy daddy issues

jason's reactions <3 he most definitely blushes all sweet and timid when someone earnestly compliments/flirts with him. thank you so much for this anon but now i want more :/

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