mmmmmmmmmmmmm sexyyyyyy

I want to inhale your soul like cocaine. Lemme snort you

DO I HAVE YOYR CONSENT??

*AGGRESSIVE SNIFF*

TASTES LIKE ILLEGAL ASIAN

DEEPER IT IS

*AGGRESSIVE CHEWING NOISES*

*AGGRESSIVE SWALLOWING NOISES*

HOWS THAT????

*STARTS DIGGING US A GRAVE*

I DONT KNOW HOW TO GET DEEPER

IM GOING AS FAST AS I CAN PUMPKIN

*DIGGING FASTER AS WE FALL THROUGH THE CENTER OF THE EARTH*

WEVE BROKEN THROUGH THE FUCKING CRUST WERE GETTING THERE SUGARBUN

@satan-offical WERE COMING FOR YOU NOW

ITS CUTE HOW YOU THINK DEATH GETS YOU OUT OF THIS RELATIONSHIP HUN

WE’RE GIVING SATAN THIS FUCKING LASAGNA

I- I'm gonna cry, this hurt to read, I'm actually tearing up

A couple years to rot and then I’m calling the hellsite hall of fame

investing at 320 notes.

also what in the fuck did my eyes just perceive. get a room. or, the centre of the earth, i guess

WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED HERE😧😧

dad… what the fuck

I HAVE A STEPMOM?!

*licks @seizeyoursalad with deep daughterly affection*

YAY! STEPMAMA

@seizeyoursalad *wraps you in a comfy hoodie then ships you away to germany*

WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON HERE.

WHY AM I GOING TO GERMANY

KIDS GET BACK TO BED OR I SWEAR TO SATAN

DAMN RIGHT IM THE MOM THAT STEPPED UP, THESE KIDS GOTTA HAVE THEIR BREAKFAST DONR THEY

HEY, THE CHILDREN WATCH YOUR FUCKING LANGUAGE

THE CHILDREN YOU HEARTLESS FUCK, AND ONLY IF YOULL WATCH ME HA

THE CBILDREN ARE SLEEPING, THEY NEED REST, AND YOU MAY BE DEPRESSED, DIVORCED AND GAY BUT I AM ANXIOUS, SINFLE AND ALSO GAY SO GET OVER HERE BEFORE YOU WAKE THE CHILDREN

MY HOUSE NOW BITCH IM CO-SIGNING ON THAT MORTGAGE GOODNESS KNOWS YOU CANT GIVE THESE CHILDREN A ROOF OVER THEIR HEADS ALONE IN THIS ECONOMY

first thing on my homepage 😭😭😭

Great thing to wake up 2

GUYS COME ON RIGHT IN FRONT OF MY SALAD😑👉🥗

@frogs142 I SWEAR YOU HAVE TO READD THIS SHITT

@el-the-arthole @sewing-threatx3 @sewingthreat3bu @toastpostsig @theknightofsolice @scholar-the-genius-anon @tibbit-bun82 @crazedidiothere @3rte @the-watcher-of-nothing @ilovechickennuggetzz @birdlistening2music IF I MUST BE CURSED WITH GAZING MINE EYES UPON THIS SHITSHOW THEN THIS CURSE SHALL BE SHARED

what the fuck did i just witness.

WHYRE YOU ASKING ME LIKE I KNOW???

why are you saying heavy sigh

you could just sigh in general

can i shove it up your ass like a good boy or no?

/JKJKJKJKJ

THIS IS SO SCARY BUT ITS PEAK TUMBLR SOBS

its be scared or be horny.

hey. what. what happened here.

Why are you asking like we all know

its fucking tumblr

WHY NOT HUH

WHAT IF I WANNA FUCK TUMBLR

IN PUBLIC??? THAT'S PUBLIC INDECENCY I'M GONNA FUCK TUMBLR INSIDE

..YOU KNOW PERSPECTIVE IS STILL THERE?????

OH YEA LIKE PEOPLE WANNA HEAR SOMEONE MOANING IN THEIR BACKYARD WITH ANOTHER GIVING THEM THE BACKSHOTS OF THE YEAR.

...

....you like watching people fuck?

which canada

No One.. bbg you gotta embrace it. Embrace it with your ass

good boy

Ofc.. good boy

Ofc anything for you

I love you too bbg

IM SORRY! THERE WERE SO MANY PEOPLE I THOUGHT IT’D BE OK! IM SORRY POOKIE

ILL GO ILL GO HAVE A NICE DAY

YES YES BYE!!

the glory of seeing people go wtf then getting to see like twice as much content

What the actual genuine literal fuck happened here /pos

Jesus Christ what the hell is going on

w-what the fuck guys

@ieatmacbooks Child you must see this x3

This is like my friend group family tree

( @roseenby, @1felldownthestairs and @1fellupthestairs)

My babies

they can never take our hey tiger

reblog to give your mutuals a djungelskog

The gangsey as text posts

Adam

Gansey

Ronan

Blue

Noah

Ronan

Gansey

Adam

Blue

Noah

caffeine is not enough anymore, I need to chew on a power line or something

NONONONONO YOU GUYS DONT GET IT THE GODS ARE AMERICANIZED!!! ZEUS IS A PARANOID TYRANT BECAUSE THATS HOW AMERICANS THINK OF KINGS!!! POSEIDON IS MELLOW RATHER THAN TEMPERMENTAL BECAUSE THE ANCIENT GREEKS DIDNT KNOW HOW TO TRAVERSE THE MEDITTERANEAN AND THE SEA WAS VERY DEADLY TO THEM BUT AMERICANS VIEW THE SEA AS A VACATION!!! ARES IS VULGAR AND CRUEL AND A BULLY BECAUSE THATS HOW (most) AMERICANS VIEW WAR - AS A LAST RESORT BECAUSE WAR IS RUTHLESS!!!! DEMETER IS AN OVERBEARING MOTHER IN LAW BECAUSE AMERICAN WOMEN HAVE MORE RIGHTS THAN ANCIENT GREEK WOMEN AND NOW HAVE THE ABILITY TO CHOOSE WHO THEY MARRY SO IN THIS VERSION OF THEIR STORY PERSEPHONE MADE THE CHOICE TO WALK INTO THE UNDERWORLD AND BECOME A QUEEN AND STEP INTO HER OWN POWER BUT HER MOTHER CANT LET HER DAUGHTER GROW UP AND TRIES TO HOLD ON TOO TIGHT - THEIR STORY IS STILL THE PAIN THAT A LOT OF MOTHERS AND DAUGHTERS EXPERIENCE JUST DIFFERENT TO ANCIENT MOTHERS AND DAUGHTERS!!!! THEY'RE MODERN!!!!! THEY'RE AMERICANIZED!!!! PLEASE NO LISTEN TO ME THEY REFLECT THE CULTURE AND THE TIMES LISTEN TO-

all i want for 2026 is that gigantic rancid AI bubble to finally burst in such a catastrophic way that the consequences will be so good and i'll never have to see another AI generated image ever again

Zooble and Gangle in My Style

TMI just means Tell Me Immediately. Sorry not sorry 🤷🏻‍♀️

I’m screaming

hey, you know how gender is, like, a thing that we do?

we should, like... not do it anymore.

i mean it was kinda funny at first but let's be real, no one wants that nowadays

yeah i liked your post 1.27 seconds after you made it now post another one. we dont have all day

'i asked chat gpt' 'i asked grok' okay well I didn't ask anyone. im scared of communication

fuck that year, I need everyone to hit the showers

hitting the showers for like, decontamination purposes. you've done nothing wrong, you actually did something amazing making it through this year. which is why we should hit the showers as soon as possible. been a disgusting year

writing affirmations for 2026: