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skywwwalker'𝐬 𝐧𝐚𝐯𝐢𝐠𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧

-> early twenties. my legal name is brookelyn, but you can call me K.J. :)

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-> DUE TO RECENT USERNAME CHANGE, most links are NOT working. Please be patient with me as I fix these!

𝐋𝐈𝐍𝐊𝐒 :
𝐋𝐀𝐓𝐄𝐒𝐓 𝐅𝐈𝐂𝐒 :

Nom-Nom | Tobias Eaton- Divergent. Fluff, Sexual Implications

Gender neutral reader bites Four’s bicep! :) Take Care of You | Silco- Arcane. Fluff, Spice.

After an argument with Jinx, you comfort Silco as best as he’ll let you.

Insatiable | Viktor- Arcane. Smut.

You bring Viktor home from a long day in the lab. He wakes up and finds himself needing you.

𝐏𝐎𝐏𝐔𝐋𝐀𝐑 𝐏𝐈𝐄𝐂𝐄𝐒 :

Alive and Breathing. | Spencer Reid. Angst.

Spencer get’s a phone call. (female welder reader)

© op1umeyes.tumblr 2023. Do not copy, translate or claim any of my writing or works as your own.

50 cent was lowkey the most important man in my household growing up like it went 50 cent then jesus christ

i vividly remember my parents arguing once and my mom yelled “you’re not even half the man 50 is” then my dad slammed a door and left. these people raised me

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therelatableimages
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tisafinnfiction

I have been waiting for this little guy to come back on my dash. He dances in sync with any music you play!

He’s dancing to Carry On My Wayward Son. It’s surreal.

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thejoanglebook

Please make him dance to the song from the soundtrack of A Chorus Line: “Opening: I Hope I Get It.”

There are some great moments.

Ghost perks up when he hears you say it, crowded into a booth with soap and gaz.

Soap has just finished telling you about riding some bears face when you comment "I wish I could do that. But I just get so worried I'll crush them...not to mention none of my boyfriends have been keen on it."

Ghost literally appears from nowhere, everyone thought he was out smoking, to loom over the table and offer bluntly "I could handle you, love. Wanna try it out?"

...which is how you end up in the lieutenants room, thighs quivering around his head. His tongue works you eagerly, making you brace your hands on the headboard and moan "fuck! Simon– Simon please– shit. That's good–"

Ghost grunts under you. Hands wrapping around your thighs. He only pulls back an inch from your cunt to speak "c'mon, lovie, full weight. I can handle it."

"But– but what if I hurt you?" You gasp, hesitant. But it's hard to resist when ghost leans up to suck on your clit and lick between your folds. "It's good right now, I don't– ah!!"

Suddenly, ghost is pulling you down, the full weight of you on top of him. Before you can even recover, he's back to shoving his tongue into you hungrily, and god the feeling is so much more intense now.

"Fuuuck– si– ah!" You rock your hips, seeing stars when his nose rubs against your clit just right. You've never been eaten out like this before. He feasts on you with the desire of a man starved.

Your orgasm draws close, knuckles tight on the headboard so you can properly grind against him. Every groan and grunt ghost makes vibrates through you, and you keen "yes! Yes, oh god, yes, ghost–!"

CRUNCH

You freeze at the loud, unmistakable crunch. With a horrible sinking feeling, you scramble off of ghost and oh no–

"It's okay, love, ahm fine." Ghost groans, fingers coming up to touch at the very much broken nose on his face. He looks more blissed out than anything.

"Simon! Your nose is broken!" You hiss, face burning. Ghost is just smiling dazedly, which only worries you more "We are going to the emergency care!"

...cue the most embarrassing moments of you life as ghost happily tells the nurses about how he broke his nose. He insists that it's important to tell the medical professionals everything, wouldn't want them to miss anything, right? Besides, he needs a copy to bring for his file, since he'll be banned from sparring for a bit.

Oh god. You'll have to explain to price how ghost broke his nose.

i hate when men complain about women’s body hair, even like the fine hair on their backs. go fuck a shark if you wanna have sex with something hairless

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cafrerinezetajones

I suddenly have the urge to grate cheese on a great white

wouldn’t that make the shark a

grate white

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somethingaboutaredsweater

This post got weird

This post started with fucking hairless sharks. Weird wasn’t a destination so much as a jumping off point.

I’ve never been so surprised not to encounter the word “smooth” in a text post

Went to the pharmacy to buy my depression meds but I was also buying draino for my shower and the pharmacy ringing me up goes "that too?" And I said "yeah just in case the meds don't work" and she did not laugh

tumblr users love reading. you literally stopped for this post just because it has words in it

this is one of my favorite bits about tumblr

the users seem to actually prefer text posts to anything else, and treat it as a chore to play a video especially with sound

"why did you write that"

  1. my fetish
  2. my friend's fetish
  3. not my fetish but it fits in the story so i threw it in there as a treat. you're welcome.

it doesn’t have to be good it just has to be done

The phrase "They don't want it perfect, they want it Friday" does wonders for my productivity.

I tell this story all the time but I'll tell it again! When I taught kindergarten full time, we had a working bee one weekend where we did a bunch of gardening/landscaping in the outdoor area. One of the dads put up a bit of fencing, then stood back and had a look, kind of frowning like he wasn't sure. His wife then came along, and the following conversation ensued:

Wife: GETMO? Husband: (after a moment, with a sigh) Yeah, GETMO. Me: GETMO? Wife and husband, in perfect unison: Good Enough To Move On

Absolutely LIFE CHANGING acronym, friends and enemies.

"Dysmenorrhea"

Summary : Your period is coming, and with it the impending cramps. When pain killers and prayers don't do the trick, Spencer is there to support you.

Word count : 3k

Notes : Afab!reader, but gender neutral, reader has endometriosis, or at least very painful periods, Spencer rambles about the etymology of the term dysmenorrhea and about period pain without being patronizing, hurt/comfort, super self indulgent, based on personal experience, talk of previous dismissal and distrust from peers regarding the pain.

I'm back !! This one is for everyone who's as desperate for comfort during their periods as I am. Lmk what you think ! <33

You'd felt it coming. You'd spent the past week piling up seemingly insignificant things until they felt like the end of the world. Between the ringing of your alarm, the incessant ticking of the multiple clocks in the bullpen, the bitter smell of the coffee you'd spilled on your notebook, and the one painful pimple that had appeared just under your chin, you felt like you were one hair away from cursing everything and everyone and bursting out the window. So when Derek Morgan, your colleague, aka one of your best friends on a normal day, commented on your irritability, it was safe to say you'd exploded. Not violently. Not even loudly. It had been a quiet eruption, magma pouring out of you in waves as you silently exited the bullpen.

Anonymous asked:

Hi! Could you write a Mattheo one, where it’s that time of the month, and you’re just really not feeling like facing the world.

poor thingm. riddle

summary: you’re on your period, and matthéo’s there to help you feel less awful.

pairing: bf!matthéo x reader

warnings: reader is implied to be afab, mentions of reader having their period, discussion of period-related symptoms, nothing else really???

note: hello!! thank you so much for the request!! i’m still trying to find my groove with writing, but i hope i did your prompt some justice :’) also pretend that boys can in fact enter the girls dorms in this universe lmfao

comments & reblogs are so appreciated!

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“aren’t you getting up for potions?”

Curse and Comfort - A Jackson!Joel Miller One Shot

You get your period when spending the night in Joel Miller's bed. He takes care of you through it. AKA I wanted a comfort fic for that time of the month so I wrote one. Now you can have it, too.

Pairing: Joel Miller x Female Reader

CW: Reader gets her period so there's talk of blood and period stuff, brief mention of past sex but this isn't smutty (sorry), fluff fluff fluff all the fluff, hurt/comfort, bit of an age gap (reader is in her mid to late 40s, Joel is newly in Jackson so 56-57), talk of pregnancy being possible in the future toward the end, Joel is just the best man because I'm convinced he would be, Joel settled in Jackson is the softest of Joels I will die on this hill, reader can borrow Joel's boxers and has hair of no specified length and can have a period but no description otherwise. Whole blog is hella smutty so Minors DNI 18+ only.

Length: 3.4k

The cramps and a sticky wetness between your legs woke you up. 

You were naked. You usually were when you shared a bed with Joel, the only exception when you went out on patrol together and might need to move quickly but couldn’t resist sleeping near each other, anyway. When you were home, safe and warm and comfortable in his bed or yours, clothes were far from your mind. 

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