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Come play with me in this space. It’s fun- I promise. This is how I make friends on the internet.
YOU GUYS IT’S DECEMBER 10TH YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND THIS HAS BEEN IN MY QUEUE SINCE FEBRUARY
you have the rest of the day to reblog this
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op this is good commentary but I’m mostly just captivated by how you drew the kid as a teeny little grub with a propeller hat
Cemeteries are not wastes of space. Historical cemeteries ESPECIALLY are not wastes of space. The fact developers are continuously foaming at the mouth to destroy them and put a strip mall up in their place should make you even more determined to help maintain them. In urban areas, they are a haven for wildlife. They are a green space. If you are too afraid of death to utilize them for that purpose, that is on you.
Thank you. Historically cemeteries were treated as parks, and it wasn't uncommon to see people not only enjoying the grounds but actually playing games and having picnics there. Somewhere along the line we decided that these activities were inappropriate and that cemeteries were off limits and now people see them as wasted space because they feel too awkward to enjoy them.
They're not only beautiful green spaces but excellent public displays of history and art history, and if you care to look closely you can find out a lot just by studying stones.
For example- notice how few modern headstones are dedicated to young children versus the ones erected before vaccines were widespread.
The cemetery near here has the state's largest silver maple crowning its grounds. Many of the trees in older cemeteries are some of the largest and oldest trees in an area.
Cemeteries are for the living, not the dead. Enjoy them. Go birdwatching in them. Don't be stupid in them sure but don't be too afraid to touch them either.
And for the love of God don't mindlessly support turning them into parking lots and ""luxury"" condos.
the yaoi man is here and i owe him money
what even happened to plastic girl and crow boy. we forgot about them so fast. just another example of the savage nature of hollywood
Fast fashion at its worst, just like crowboy hated
Guys the origin of this cat's name makes this picture way funnier.
So there's a Chinese street cat livestream where someone made a feeder box and place a camera in it to livestream the street cats that go in and out of the box.
Ms. Lag is one of these cats. The people that regularly come to the stream claim that this cat has some scp like powers because everytime she appears in the stream, the stream lags out like crazy. Every single time she has appeared the stream has either lagged, stopped or the camera goes a little funky. If you go on the Chinese street cat wik and go to her page, there is a detail documentation that describes what happens everytime she appears on stream.
This is the face of a cat that looks at the camera, knowing she is causing uncontrollable internet problems and she winks at us.
Somebody reblogged this so I have to show you guys my favorite entry
What do you MEAN the lights flickered.
Cat’s Haunted
Aborted Descartes voice: I would've thought...if I was.
Secret Panel HERE 😪 tapas.io/episode/2499015
Most of them are January 6th prisoners, Proud Boys, Nazis, drug cartel members, and criminals—people who can't find a legal job because of their criminal past.
I've recently started going to historical sword-fighting classes, which has been great for many reasons, one of which being that since you're wearing protective gear and using foam practice swords, you really are encouraged to Swing To Hit the person you're sparring with.
Now, to be clear, I am a sort of sickly weak-wristed Victorian academic and the closest I ever came to a fight in real life (when a 15yo girl stole my seat at a concert and threatened to 'knock my lights out' when I complained) I burst into tears. However, I enjoy this simulated violence a great deal. In fact, I've enthused about this to multiple people now, along the lines of "So you know how you've always wanted to just go ape shitt? like, not that you *actually* want to hurt someone, or be hurt yourself, but the idea of it? the urge to dive into the heat of battle, to lose yourself in the thrill of the chase - the rush of being hunted, and hunting in turn? how all the world narrows in the face of danger, the blood rushing in your ears? how you've always wondered if that thing about the human jaw being strong enough to crack bone is true? how you long to bare your teeth and let loose and see what you could really do, if it came down to it? if you had to?"
To my surprise, my attempts to discuss what I thought to be a universal human instinct have been met with reactions ranging from "That's... interesting" to "?????no??? I don't know what you mean??" So, now I'm curious:
hey charlie? just wondering if you know what website we're on
touching grass isn't enough some of y'all need to drive out to the countryside and look at the stars
this post was aimed at the discourse-addled and terminally online, but i'm glad it's reaching an audience of people who are just excited about stargazing in general
thank you yes, I did need this today
i grew up in a small rural town where there was one dentist, which i went to from around age 5 whenever my parents had the right insurance/money/time to get me there. anyway when i'm like 20 or so i started having minor issues with my wisdom teeth coming in, but not so severe that this place can't extract them.
so i go in for that and i'm sitting there in the chair and the assistant comes in looking at some paperwork and says "so you've been coming here for a while right?" and i am like "oh yeah since i was a little kid" and she replies "yeah, i thought so, there's one note on your file and it's 'patient likes dinosaurs and bugs'"
Someone in Glasgow please go see this for me pls. I will be there in spirit 🙏
Brief report from the flute accompaniment:
It went well! At least 100 people attended, families dogs a solid portion of Glasgow's trans community. There was a really lovely atmosphere, nice weather and a very cheerful celebratory vibe.
After short speeches from the ballhaver and the large dyke (my wife), the ballhaver was given a chupa chup and blindfolded (execution style). The balls were then duly kicked; it made a surprisingly loud dull thumping sound. She fell to the ground to loud cheers and there was a moment of silence while Taps played on the flute. The large dyke wore solovair urban hikers.
Account from the Large Dyke.
Arrived early to find the crowd already gathering, so the kick got off to a prompt start. Following some introductions from everybody and some cheery folk music from our flautist (my wife!) we got on with the kick.
I think we got good contact, the top of my boot making a good solid noise on impact. Very good atmosphere all round, people stayed to chat for a while. Were it not January it would have been an excellent opportunity for a picnic.
10/10 queer event, would happily kick anybody in the balls in the name of community.
tgis is so fucking funny to me. they accidentally Rock Lee'd a retired racehorse
imagine youre a fat horse and your new neighbour is a personal trainer
horse that reads Marcus Aurelius
I was wrong. they didnt rock lee him. this horse is literally Gai. and i wish he was my dad
