amazing how the sun rises as if it’s proud of itself like relax, overachiever, we get it

fuck off Sun

@sun-offical

colour me offended

you deserve it if you ask me

I don't even know you

of course you don't; all you do is rise and shine when I am down here barely going through my day

let me live out my main characterness

amazing how the sun rises as if it’s proud of itself like relax, overachiever, we get it

fuck off Sun

@sun-offical

colour me offended

you deserve it if you ask me

I don't even know you

amazing how the sun rises as if it’s proud of itself like relax, overachiever, we get it

fuck off Sun

@sun-offical

colour me offended

yeah "friends"

An early Halloween cartoon for Guardian Books

What I legit thought the punchline was gonna be.

but what if

fucking spot the difference game

The differences (undercut to not bother)

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@tagging-officals-offical

@satan-offical @britain-offical @homosexuality-offical @butch-offical @punky-beaver-offical @god-offical @australia-offical @the-pineapple-offical @america-offical @spain-offical @france-offical @can-tab-eater-offical @guywholivesinyourwalls-offical @mlm-god-offical @wlw-god-offical @grim-reaper-offical @grim-reapers-scythe-offical @time-offical @archangel-uriel-offical @totally-cis-offical @sans-offical @leviathan-offical @hells-corprate-offical @autism-offical @adhd-offical @communism-offical @murder--offical @knife-offical @frog-offical @microwave-offical @edible-offical @grims-horse-offical @the-first-imp-offical @chicken-offical @artemis-offical @goose-offical @lime-offical @lemonade-offical @lemon-offical @orange-offical @the-apple-offical @guillotine-offical @sun-offical @evilraccoonoffical @beelzebub-offical @one-offical @three-offical @fourteen-offical @tidy-offical @hercules-mulligan-offical @john-laurens-offical @angelica-schuyler-offical @george-washington-offical @potassium-offical @mean-girl-offical @klance-offical @ostrich-maffia-offical @offical-skittering-creature @if-i-had-a-nickel-offical @mad-girl-offical @temu-offical @fairy-offical @sapphillean-offical @the-rats-offical @yuri-offical @togore-offical @shangdi-offical @gay-shapeshifter-offical @bananbreadoffical @carrot-offical

STOP TAGGING SUN OFFICAL, TAG @ur-least-fav-gal-offical

Lets all morn for @satan-offical fish which is now gone

STOP @ING ME @ur-least-fav-gal-offical

you have all 3 of us moons with u :3

my triplets @the-moon-offical and @full-moon-offical

I wonder what the orbit around you is like with 3 whole moons circling you constantly....

b r i g h t because im permanently a full moon

i love your glow :)

well i can’t take all the credit, @sun-offical is the provider of the light i’m really just a glorified mirror

I know love, don't give me all the credit though, I just illuminate whats already there <3

*Trumpets blare in the background* OFFICALS *beat drop* assemble..

I'm here >:3

Hello?

*makes sun noises*

*tangles you up*

i love sweaters, @moon-offical do i look hot in this sweater??? ;3

@ur-least-fav-gal-offical hehe

you wanna cure it?

Maybe (⁠ ⁠ꈍ⁠ᴗ⁠ꈍ⁠) so what?

i also have a makeout deficiency, u wanna cure that while your at it?

YIPPEE... I mean, ehem, yes ma'am 🙂‍↕️ I'd be delighted

we love a submissive boi ;3

..... *Dies*

good

CATBOY AND UR LEAST FAV GAL?

shut up you dumb fucking accessory

i didn't even say anything rude-

:(((

@ur-least-fav-gal-offical DONT SAY MEAN THINGS ABOUT STICKY OR WE WILL FIGHT AND YOU WILL LOSE

are you forgetting the fact that im extremely strong

@can-tab-eater-offical @archangel-uriel-offical @archangel-raphael-offical can yall how strong i am

hey um what the fuck is happening here

idfk

everyone on replies is terrified of this fact but i just think it's so sweet and heartwarming. she's holding our hand and leading us somewhere secret and we're both giggling like kids. i love her

let’s travel through the vast unknown with mama

@sun-offical where are we going?

for a lil trip, a tiki tour if you will

Fun!

indeed!

I like the sun. It just doesnt like me.

@sun-offical is this true

yes, only like you my love~

I think you forgot a letter :) (/gen)

ooc, i dont think so

I like the sun. It just doesnt like me.

@sun-offical is this true

yes, I only like you my love~

I love the Officalverse, you all know that, but I love the shipping so much more than anything else ever

Like the grim’s reaper’s in a lesbian-normative relationship w time itself (they have like 8 kids and hate each other)

I once flirted w the least liked girl ever and then we both turned and decided to co-flirt w 3’000 trans women with swords

Brilliant, amazing, 10/10, would ship again

Officalverse shipping is so unhinged but I’m SO HERE FOR IT

FRRRRRR

I was so unprepared for the constant family bickering and the shipping going off the rails

I DIDNT EVEN KNOW ABOUT THE SHIPPING UNTIL AFTER I JOINED 💔

Love me some good shipping though

LMAAOOO yeah the shipping’s crazy😭 It’s so fun tho!!

IT IS!!! we have such goofy ass shipping discourse over here

hey homosexuality x Leviathan is great and we’re taking shipnames

I do have to agree, witnessing the shipping aspect of this has been something unexpected but joyful...

Hm, I wonder what offical ships I have not seen?

I KNOWW

personally (im biased) im (im biased) a fan (im biased) of (im biased) adambriel (im biased) so (im biased) thats (im biased) my (im biased) opinion (im biased)

moon x @sun-offical yaouri

hey cutey~

*Trumpets blare in the background* OFFICALS *beat drop* assemble..

I'm here >:3

Hello?

*makes sun noises*

uhhhh, hey @moon-offical *flustered*

@moon-offical

heyheyyy ^_^

Are you a full moon? Because I am feeling a tidal pull towards you~

ooohh

You like that baby boy~ hmmm

GET A ROOM STOP DOING THIS IN FRONT OF YOUR CHILD

This is why I'm an EMO.

what~, OH FUCK.

uhhhh, hey @moon-offical *flustered*

@moon-offical

heyheyyy ^_^

Are you a full moon? Because I am feeling a tidal pull towards you~

ooohh

You like that baby boy~ hmmm

uhhhh, hey @moon-offical *flustered*

@moon-offical

heyheyyy ^_^

Are you a full moon? Because I am feeling a tidal pull towards you~