A recreation of what I saw when I was passing my boss's desk

[ID: A white t-shirt with blue all caps text across the entire front. The text reads, "YES I'M HAVING FUN NOW" /end ID]

Girl just block me it’s not that serious

Everyone say bless you to dunmertitty’s cat right fucking now!!!!!!!

Their mock election was so realistic the school even played the role of the CIA

your caption is doing numbers on copy-paste twitter

Oof

They stole my labor for profit. They did a capitalism to me on a communism meme. I can't decide if that's hilarious or infuriating.

Love that Murderbot sees itself as the absolute worst most dangerous thing in any room at any given time

Except ☝️when a combat SecUnit or combat bot shows up

Then it's a very sudden turn to "I am a mid sized herding breed and that is a fucking wolf. All my sheep and myself are going to die"

good lord there's a lot of vasectomy joke gifts that don't know the difference between a vasectomy and an orchiectomy.

orchi is removing of one or both testicles. a vasectomy cuts or seals the vas deferens so there's no sperm in your semen. You still have testicles, you still have testosterone, there's just no sperm in your ejaculate to make babbies with.

they're very different operations!

One might even say there's a vas deferens between the two

I love environmental storytelling

Its fucking hieroglyphs with you people

something has to be wrong with me . how do you lose track of a high vis jacket

you forget to cherish it

Lusting after pretties in the museum's gift shop

I LOVE MUSEUMS

I cannot tell you how badly I want to be you

Remember that one disney channel movie where the kid found out his mom's family were all leprechauns and he was half-leprechaun and he had to beat an evil leprechaun in a set of three challenges with the condition that the evil one would be banished to "The land of my father, on the shores of Erie" if he lost. And then the kid won and the evil leprechaun was like "joke's on you, once I return to Ireland I will become more powerful than you can possibly imagine; by the way, it's pronounced 'Eire'!"

And the kid goes "No, no. I said what I meant. My dad's from Cleveland. You are going to Ohio."

Luck of the Irish. Ryan Coogler said it was a “touchpoint” for Sinners. Cinema is a rich tapestry.

ugh come ON (emphatically getting up out of my chair to turn around with a grimace and put my head in my hands) dude you KNOW i've been such a good girl. don't fuck with me man i don't have time for this. just fuckin give me the kitty treat dude

you know, I expected it wasn't long before someone started blorbotagging this post with the name of a guy. I just didn't expect it to be Joseph Stalin

re-posting bc reblogs got turned off etc

All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given to us.

totally crazy example to use to demonstrate The Comparative Loneliness Epidemic Of The Twenty-First Century. melville was lonely as hell just jerking it unreciprocated to nathaniel hawthorne every night. that's a different thing

“Friendship seemed much more intense” ma’am that’s Herman Melville this is like those videos of people handling a blue-ringed octopus

No matter how bad you feel today at least you didn't get rug pulled on a meme coin by Eric Adams

Antisemitism over

i’ve made this post a million times but it really does drive me up the wall when people think that the phrase “everything is political” means “everything is related to current political happenings” instead of “everything is a product of its context”