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A magical half unicorn bisexual blogs, rants, rambles and reviews about comics, cartoons and anything shiny that catches her attention "a smol gay gremlin that has her grubby little mitts all over the gay and silly side of Tumblr" - Brooke :D

Wanting to find some new comics to check out....

Specifically I am looking for any series currently coming out with openly and canonically lesbian couples in the main/supporting cast or openly and canonically trans women as main/supporting characters <3

Comics I'm already buying are

  • Poison Ivy
  • Harley Quinn
  • Harley and Ivy: Life and Crimes
  • Harley Quinn X Elvira
  • Absolute Green Lantern

Superhero or non-superhero recommendations welcome :D

No X-men stuff though

If anyone can recommend anything cool coming out right now that fits this, that would be awesome <3

time travel AU where r2d2 is the one who goes back to the clone wars but not in the standard ‘same body new memories’ way. now there’s just two r2s running around the galaxy: one trying to kill the chancellor and another that could be easily convinced to kill the chancellor. their meeting wouldn’t have any time travel ramifications besides doubling the number of r2 units trying to kill the palpatine. this efficiently doubles as c3po’s personal hell.

This should be the plot of the next movie :D

One R2 is a menace.

Two R2’s are a revolution. Palps is dead inside a week.

R2-D2 whenever he sees a chance to commit murder:

Oh I need to go back and take pictures of the conversation between R2D2 and C-3PO from the novelization from Revenge of the Sith cause it’s the only time we get to see exactly what R2 says. Cause tumblr needs to see it.

:D

Yessssss please share this <3

Ok. It’s a little funny but more sad cause of R2 going “Anakin doesn’t talk to me anymore.”

:(

Oh no

oh no I wasn't prepared for how much this was gonna upset me

i'mma hug some of my R2 toys :(

:( I’m sorry, hon.

<3 I'm glad R2 always has C-3PO tho <3

Binky you are drunk

"Wilbur, if you don't pour me another, I'll stomp you to death, you hear me?"

"I think that booze is making your throat dry

You sound a little horse"

"..............

i see you are choosing violence..."

That horse wants to steal

Gonna get involved in some spooky shenanigans in Beatrix Potter's Silent Hill :D

Oh yeah, I'd forgotten this was happening.

The original synopsis for the project reads: “During their final summer at camp, old friends Shaggy and Daphne get embroiled in a haunting mystery surrounding a lonely lost Great Dane puppy that may have been a witness to a supernatural murder. Together with the pragmatic and scientific townie, Velma, and the strange, but ever so handsome new kid, Freddy, they set out to solve the case that is pulling each of them into a creepy nightmare that threatens to expose all of their secrets.”

Doesn't sound... too unreasonable. Although it being yet another mystery show that has to be about murders is a little annoying. There are other crimes you know!

Let them just foil some ghost scams ;-;

If they're gonna do a murder, I want it to be a fake supernatural murder, like the Hound of the Baskervilles (ie someone fakes a supernatural event to make their crime seem more complex or inexplicable than it actually is).

Same gig as Mystery Inc. Classic, but with slightly higher stakes as the guys in costumes are willing to be more murdery in pursue of their real estate schemes or whatever than they were in the regular show.

And while, yes, there have been multiple shows and movies where the supernatural stuff is real in Scooby Doo, a lot of them are even good, but I think them being detectives who debunk the "supernatural" while an actual paranormal thing is slowly building the background would be better personally. Like the show Mystery Incorporated (the best thing in the franchise).

It being explicitly supernatural from the start just feels like kind of a shame, considering that's also the route they took with the Kung-Fu and Nancy Drew remake shows, and that kinda... I don't know, made it loose something in the process?

Honestly I'd happily watch a show where the supernatural stuff was always some kind of scam why not just have them foiling some greedy assholes who like dressing up as weird ass creatures

Also avjhvbghvbdghvghdvghgd

"Teenage gang and bizarre talking dog"

God I love Mystery Incorporated :D

I did enjoy the Nancy Drew show but I'll be honest a lot of my enjoyment was down to the Riverdale-like unhinged moments in the plot and also the fact it had fabulous lesbian lady love going on

“undermine local Ghost Based Economy” oh yeah, I forgot that the initial premise of Mystery Incorporated was that everybody hated them for driving off tourists

Mystery Inc was honestly basically what Velma WANTED to be

Plot twist:

That's just code for eating Madelyne's pussy while she rides her face

And Dani and Rahne are just worried about Illyana winding up in a neck brace

Look if thats how Illyana goes thats how she goes. The gates of Valhalla are open, X-Men!

"I'm gonna dyke historic on the Yuri Road"

Yep that line's getting screenshotted

Magik: I AM AWAITED IN GAL PAL-A

Made this exact joke in some unhinged catgirl yuri we wrote

<3 We're not so different, you and I.... <3

Gotta stand for the anthem unhinged yuri

We pledge allegiance to the yuri. By girl's kissing do show pride. In Sappho we trust to be finger fucked by a punk baddie with an undercut and nipple piercings. Praise be to the butch lesbians, for honouring with their sacred carabiners and ability to assemble flat packed furniture.

One nation under u-haul, we stand united.

You may now kiss the girls or something like that

<3 TRULY BEAUTIFUL <3

Oh yeah, I'd forgotten this was happening.

The original synopsis for the project reads: “During their final summer at camp, old friends Shaggy and Daphne get embroiled in a haunting mystery surrounding a lonely lost Great Dane puppy that may have been a witness to a supernatural murder. Together with the pragmatic and scientific townie, Velma, and the strange, but ever so handsome new kid, Freddy, they set out to solve the case that is pulling each of them into a creepy nightmare that threatens to expose all of their secrets.”

Doesn't sound... too unreasonable. Although it being yet another mystery show that has to be about murders is a little annoying. There are other crimes you know!

Let them just foil some ghost scams ;-;

If they're gonna do a murder, I want it to be a fake supernatural murder, like the Hound of the Baskervilles (ie someone fakes a supernatural event to make their crime seem more complex or inexplicable than it actually is).

Same gig as Mystery Inc. Classic, but with slightly higher stakes as the guys in costumes are willing to be more murdery in pursue of their real estate schemes or whatever than they were in the regular show.

And while, yes, there have been multiple shows and movies where the supernatural stuff is real in Scooby Doo, a lot of them are even good, but I think them being detectives who debunk the "supernatural" while an actual paranormal thing is slowly building the background would be better personally. Like the show Mystery Incorporated (the best thing in the franchise).

It being explicitly supernatural from the start just feels like kind of a shame, considering that's also the route they took with the Kung-Fu and Nancy Drew remake shows, and that kinda... I don't know, made it loose something in the process?

Honestly I'd happily watch a show where the supernatural stuff was always some kind of scam why not just have them foiling some greedy assholes who like dressing up as weird ass creatures

Also avjhvbghvbdghvghdvghgd

"Teenage gang and bizarre talking dog"

God I love Mystery Incorporated :D

I did enjoy the Nancy Drew show but I'll be honest a lot of my enjoyment was down to the Riverdale-like unhinged moments in the plot and also the fact it had fabulous lesbian lady love going on

That's fair, it's just sometimes I just like mystery shows to be about stuff other than literal ghosts and things. Kind of like how I was disappointed that that show about the Baker Street Irregulars (the kid street gang that helped out Sherlock Holmes in the books) was about them fighting monsters.

This Young Sherlock show, for example, wouldn't be as potentially fun to me if he was fighting vampires or something.

Agreeeeeed

Also it just struck me, the plot of this live action Scooby Doo show sounds like it's going to be suspiciously similar to the horror comedy book "Meddling Kids"

A novel about a Scooby Gang/Famous Five-ish group who solved a number of Scooby Doo plots involving people in monster costumes, only to stumble on a case that Changed Everything Forever because there was something genuinely paranormal and horrifying involved

Megyn Kelly took issue with the idea that Renee Good did not deserve to be fatally shot, stating, “Yes, she did.”

The 37-year-old Good was shot on Wednesday in Minneapolis by Immigration and Customs Enforcement Agent Jonathan Ross. One video of the incident shows agents telling Good, who was in the driver’s seat of an SUV idling in the middle of a road, to “get out of the f***ing car.” One agent descended on the vehicle and could be seen grabbing at the door handle. Good briefly put the SUV in reverse before appearing to turn away from the agent at her door, at which point Ross, who was near the front of the vehicle, shot Good in the face, killing her.

A second video, taken by Ross himself on his phone, shows Good telling him just before the shooting, “I’m not mad at you.” Another woman, who appears to be Good’s wife, Rebecca Good, is seen telling the masked Ross to “show your face.”

Megyn Kelly is a nazi cunt who literally said that Jeffrey Epstein wasn't a pedophile because he raped teenagers instead of raping six year olds

So I really don't give a shit what this braindead oxygen thieving Hitler-loving bitch has to shit out of her ugly fucking mouth

<3 VIOLET PAIGE, MY BELOVED <3

I would pay good money for a Mother Panic live action show, starring Sierra McCormick as Violet :D

It's one of the three Gotham related things I would actually be interested in/excited for if Warner Bros did it (The other two being a Batwoman show/movie and a Harley and Ivy show/movie)

Like

I don't give a shit about that Batman and Robin movie that may or may not be coming out

But give me some kick ass queer women being chaotic and fucking shit up I am THERE

In this story arc the president of the united states is an insane drug addicted bigot involved in a number of false flag operations, using propaganda to try and brainwash and manipulate the public into hating "aliens" who has fascist delusions of making himself president for life

I could make the obvious joke here but clearly Lex is not Donald Trump

After all

Donald Trump would never willingly spend any time around a Black woman

Oh yeah, I'd forgotten this was happening.

The original synopsis for the project reads: “During their final summer at camp, old friends Shaggy and Daphne get embroiled in a haunting mystery surrounding a lonely lost Great Dane puppy that may have been a witness to a supernatural murder. Together with the pragmatic and scientific townie, Velma, and the strange, but ever so handsome new kid, Freddy, they set out to solve the case that is pulling each of them into a creepy nightmare that threatens to expose all of their secrets.”

Doesn't sound... too unreasonable. Although it being yet another mystery show that has to be about murders is a little annoying. There are other crimes you know!

Let them just foil some ghost scams ;-;

If they're gonna do a murder, I want it to be a fake supernatural murder, like the Hound of the Baskervilles (ie someone fakes a supernatural event to make their crime seem more complex or inexplicable than it actually is).

Same gig as Mystery Inc. Classic, but with slightly higher stakes as the guys in costumes are willing to be more murdery in pursue of their real estate schemes or whatever than they were in the regular show.

And while, yes, there have been multiple shows and movies where the supernatural stuff is real in Scooby Doo, a lot of them are even good, but I think them being detectives who debunk the "supernatural" while an actual paranormal thing is slowly building the background would be better personally. Like the show Mystery Incorporated (the best thing in the franchise).

It being explicitly supernatural from the start just feels like kind of a shame, considering that's also the route they took with the Kung-Fu and Nancy Drew remake shows, and that kinda... I don't know, made it loose something in the process?

Honestly I'd happily watch a show where the supernatural stuff was always some kind of scam why not just have them foiling some greedy assholes who like dressing up as weird ass creatures

Also avjhvbghvbdghvghdvghgd

"Teenage gang and bizarre talking dog"

God I love Mystery Incorporated :D

I did enjoy the Nancy Drew show but I'll be honest a lot of my enjoyment was down to the Riverdale-like unhinged moments in the plot and also the fact it had fabulous lesbian lady love going on

Plot twist:

That's just code for eating Madelyne's pussy while she rides her face

And Dani and Rahne are just worried about Illyana winding up in a neck brace

Look if thats how Illyana goes thats how she goes. The gates of Valhalla are open, X-Men!

"I'm gonna dyke historic on the Yuri Road"

Yep that line's getting screenshotted

Magik: I AM AWAITED IN GAL PAL-A

Made this exact joke in some unhinged catgirl yuri we wrote

<3 We're not so different, you and I.... <3

Gotta stand for the anthem unhinged yuri

The ICE agent who murdered Renee Nicole Good on Wednesday emptied out his home and left the neighborhood he lived in just hours after the shooting.

According to The Daily Mail and residents in Ross’ neighborhood, several unmarked vehicles arrived at the family’s residence and masked agents carried out all their belongings including paints, televisions and boxes.

The agents then escorted Ross’ vehicle, surrounding him as they drove off.

The white supremacist cockroach that murdered an innocent woman in cold blood, fleeing like the spineless cowardly little pussy it is

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