benoit blanc truly is a character of all time. who tf listens to skimbleshanks the railway cat full volume in their car on the way to a police station

When you are doing any activity, it is very easy and tempting to construct a person in your head who always does it perfectly and to constantly compare yourself to that perfect person.

No matter how well you do or how good you get you will never be as perfect as this construct you have created. Because they are not real.

And this perfect person you've dreamed up will never, ever be able to do any of the things you can. You will accomplish many things and this perfect person in your head will accomplish nothing. Because they are not real. They are not real and you are.

you were born in 2006? what are you? a Honda Civic?

of course it's never too late but i can't deny it would've been nice if i had come right out of highschool with a plan and a functional brain and a body that worked right and a supply of hrt and a million dollars and

Really big problem: world hard cold and full of obligations, but duvet warm

In duvet: warm cozy. Everything as it should be

Outside duvet: debacle

can i be real. i hate how “theyfab” has been appropriated for use in transfeminist spaces. it did not originate in calling tme ppl out for transmisogyny, it originated on 4chan to make fun of “transtrenders”. it’s been around at least since 2018 and has been weaponized against transmascs by cis people for that whole time.

“if youre not transmisogynistic you shouldn’t have a problem with the word theyfab” hello? i got called a theyfab all the time growing up transmasc & watched my friends get called the same. it’s not fun to be reduced to your assigned sex at birth, something i would hope you would understand, and get implicitly called a transtrender/woman. theyfab has nothing to do with transmisogyny.

like idk is it that hard to just call someone a transmisogynist if they’re being transmisogynistic instead of using a slur

Bitchy Old (& Middle Aged) Queens

ways sex can be improved:

- clothes on

- no penetration

- dry humping

i wonder if this whole Calling Typical Misogyny "Porn Addiction" thing wasn't just a successful psyop to shift feminist critique into a right wing framework i.e. trying to make it about "modern degeneracy" and thus paralyzing discourse on the root issue

hetships become hetslop when they get married and have kids. or when their personality revolves around her pegging him. or him being dumb and her being a girlboss. or when i don't like them together

hetships become hetpeak if i like them

dry humping in its specificity as a term implies the existence of wet humping

not my best work

the day that ppl finally understand and accept that there are more relationship dynamics in the world then just, “friends”, “romantic partners”, and “siblings” is the day i finally fucking rest.