I just found out VLC media player lets you do this????

It works in motion too!! Took me half an hour asdgfsadfghas

new type of guy just dropped

this is standard issue uncle

hold on let me google something

what the fuck

happy Boston Molasses Flood to all who celebrate

My summer, 2021

Inspired by this tweet

fantasy is when currency is referred to as "gold" and sci fi is when currency is referred to as "credits"

everyone on replies is terrified of this fact but i just think it's so sweet and heartwarming. she's holding our hand and leading us somewhere secret and we're both giggling like kids. i love her

let’s travel through the vast unknown with mama

Space chickens

Posts like this are why I'll never leave Tumblr

So, in true fractal universe fashion, the answer to where is she [our sun] leading us, the answer is ...

wherever Sagittarius A is taking us all. That's the supermassive black hole at the center of the Milky Way. Which is itself moving through space

the earth does trail our sun in a fascinating (and for me, honestly, unnerving) dance like so

but if you look at that gif and you imagine the sun as Sagittarius A traveling through space, our sun would be one of the planets.

We're traveling in a corkscrew MADE of corkscrews.

Choose one

fuck my gay life. pharmacist asked for my ID when I was picking up my testosterone and instead of my driver’s license, I accidentally grabbed the fool tarot card I keep behind it in my phone case and went to hand that to her

my corner store guy is a 50 year old man who's my best friend in the world and recently he was like "you're too pretty to be single I have some nephews you should meet. very handsome!" and I was like "a niece might be more up my alley" and he just got more excited and said "ah even better! I was overselling my nephews but my nieces are very beautiful"

OP the tags!!

“No, your grandma didn’t speak in tongues, but she did sob. You called her a dipshit.”

Just in case you need to hear this, bedtime is not for looking at news. It's not time to watch videos about what's going on; it's not time to catch up or "stay informed". Your job at bedtime is to relax and clear your head and sleep, so that you can be rested and tackle another day tomorrow. That's your only responsibility at bedtime. That's how you serve the world best. At bedtime, relaxing and going the fuck to sleep is praxis.

me about real people: therapy is great! it can be super helpful to examine your own patterns in your relationships and to think about which ones might not be serving you anymore. I encourage people to consider it if they have access to it

me about fictional characters: I better not catch even a WHIFF of self-reflection from you, boy. and if I see you sniffing around the Psychology Today ‘find a therapist’ search tool you will live to regret it. what, you’re feeling the urge to talk about your feelings out loud? maybe you should try wiring your jaw shut

I am once again begging you to get your hands on physical media and/or save your fave stuff OFFLINE.