why did martha stewart pwn this cow 4 years ago

prison does things to a person

I have just come into possession of the codes to detonate the chip inside of every dog

Emphasizing that he was only going to tell them this one more time, White House plumber Terry Robertson reminded staff Monday that only Donald J. Trump Commemorative Food Waste could be placed down the Donald J. Trump Commemorative Garbage Disposal. “Please, people, I’m begging you—we don’t want to clog the Donald J. Trump Commemorative Sewer Line,” said Robertson, who urged White House personnel to put all Donald J. Trump Commemorative Coffee Grounds, Donald J. Trump Commemorative Potato Peels, and Donald J. Trump Commemorative Cooking Oil into the Donald J. Trump Commemorative Garbage Receptacle, where it belonged. 

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Not An Isekai - I Just Straight Up Died

Not that you don't see some people talking about this but you'd think it would be a proper live cause by now.

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tragic when a thing gets hate for being 'woke trash' and you look into it and its not even that woke. like cmon man i was promised monacle popping gay commie propaganda. this is just a video game with a woman in it.

I hope everyone involved with TV production takes the wrong lesson from heated rivalry and puts explicit gay sex scenes into every show

all TV must become gay porn until the fascism ceases

As a pope, I'm officially making this canon law

Yes, that’s a gun in my pants. No, I’m not happy to see you.

pussy got me like "that was an enjoyable sexual experience i hope to have a similar one again in the near future"

couple’s t-shirt idea

saw a girl wearing a shirt that said CAN'T BREATHALYZE METH! and it kind of startled me out of my breakdown for a second