Reblogged thortheelf
Daughter: You realize this puts you in the top 1% of the top 1%, right? The elite of the elite! That's extremely good.
Father: *glaring at his brand new "#272993 Dad" mug* I still don't like it.
Father's Co-Worker: *drinking out of a "#5122653 Dad" mug* How was Father's Day?
Father: *feeling smug* Pretty great, actually.
An old man who has been running an orphanage for 60 years. And also owned dozens of cats, all lived past 30 years old.
burn it 🔥
(he/him) 🐇
said this on bluesky but:
i genuinely encourage non black people to engage with this, who might be worried they can't because of the word "nigga" because they feel like it's overstepping. the only way it would be overstepping is saying it to me when ur not black, but please don't be afraid to engage with black art.
i kinda get annoyed when non black people police other non blacks on how to engage with black culture because it creates a problem where non black people avoid us all together which can be extremely isolating and create even MORE tension and overall being uneducated.
I was really led to believe before watching the x files that it was like. "strange phenomenon happens, it's ambiguous whether it was paranormal in nature, Scully thinks it's explainable but Mulder has a crazier explanation" but no. every single episode has been "Mulder sees absolute, unambiguous, incontrovertible proof of the existence of aliens but Scully happens to be in a different room every time"
Reblogged sugarsaws
thank you yes, I did need this today
Reblogged
Anonymous asked:
did you get an orchiectomy before getting bottom surgery or did you get it all done in one go? in either case is there a route you recommend on whether or not to get an orchi first?
If at all possible do it in one go. Scrotal skin can be very useful during the bottom surgery process, and because that skin tends to shrink and contract after an orchi, doctors have less to use if you have an orchi first. As a result you’re more likely to need a skin graft if you have had an orchi.
neo-pussy-deactivated20250705
Hello skinny tgirl. Lately you've been complaining that your tits aren't growing. In front of you is a plate of food.
Unironically my tits grow faster for a few days every time I eat salmon
I should probably cook more salmon
neo-pussy-deactivated20250705
Well yes salmon does have some fat in it! And it is good! Try and eat it with some carbs, like potatoes, or maybe blinis. Why not add some vegetables as well? Steamed brocolis, grilled leaks, roasted eggplant, and maybe some cream? That sounds delicious.
Idk who this man is but he is right. Eat girls
commas save lives,,, rip girls, you were delicious,
Girls can be eaten many times if you know what you’re doing.
No this is accurate
Senshi would cook us all salmon if he were real