Teeth weak as fuck why can't you be like bones

Bones: with time I will mend this fracture stronger then ever. You were wise to put your faith in me.

Teeth: auuggh pleeasseee get this granule of sugar awaaayy from meee I am MELTING and BURNING nnnNNOOO you are cleaning me TOO HARD;! aaaiughh my fucking enamellll one billion cavities for you!!! Your sins against me are PERMANENT you SICK BITCH

This is because teeth is skin more than it is bones

Your right but also please do not say it that way.

Lmao! 😂😂😂

Remember to brush and floss your skin bones! 😘

A hummingbird thought a man’s orange hat was a flower [x]

Iv never seen a hummingbird sit before lol

i wasn’t going to reblog until he sat 

HE SITS

ITS BACK

OH GOD

THE BEST POST ON THIS WEBSITE

that look when he sat tho.

“the fuck is wrong with this fuckin flower??”

the notes are broken 😂

Reblogging partly for awesome computer shortcuts, and partly because I wish to once again take part in a Post That Broke The Notes. 

WAH

How to show emotions

Part VII

How to show pride

How to show enthusiasm

How to show anxiety

How to show playfulness

How to show being offended

Part I + Part II + Part III + Part IV + Part V + Part VI

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reblog so this escapes containment and gets a fair spread

"ooey gooey mercury"

i made some mercury dragonborn concept doodles

Debating wether they should be a sorcerer or a rogue(specifically assassin)

The mercury dragon concept is from the animated series Fools Gold (you should go check it out :3)

if i sigh loudly enough will all of my problems go away 

Are fedoras really that bad?

YES YES THEY ARE

voidethered:

wait, does that mean?

oh boy…….

Luckily, this nonsense doesn’t work on girls.

Observe…

IT’S GOTTEN BETTER!

This post is immaculate

It can’t be true.

And it can’t possibly work on motorcycle helmets.

I must test it.

Nothing happening so far…

HOLY SHIT IT WORKS

What in the world?

Oh why not? This should be interesting.

Here we go!

Were all mad here in Underland!

What the hell! Never Again!

… Actually …

One more time.

Alright, I gotta try this!

Can’t be that bad!

….

…oh my god…

ask-gmodsfmrocks:

This just gets better and better

This is one of my favourite things to look at

holy shit this stuff is back

The Gravity Falls one though

i wonder if it works for flower crowns?

here goes nothin-

w HAT THE

DID I JUST-

WHAT THE FUCK

Okay Clearly something is up.

Hmm… I wonder

I’m sure nothing could possibly…

HOLY SHIT

IT GOT BETTER

I HAVE BEEN SEARCHING SO LONG FOR THIS POST OH MY GOD!!!

I wonder what happens when you wear 8 of these at once…

Never not reblog

IT’S ON MY DASH. ACTUALLY ON MY DASH.

Oh my God, there are so many new ones

Friggin, yis

Always reblog.

IT HAS EVOLVED

The legend marches on…

BEWARE THE MAGIC OF HATS

JDNXHSBSBF

I T ‘ S  B A C K 

a classic meme from when the world was less of a tire fire

ITS ON MY BLOG YESSSS

THIS IS WONDERFUL.

time to bring back outdated memes…

what could possibly go wrong?

eww, it smells like fuckboi

welp, down this rabbit hole we go…

nothing’s happeni-

WTF-

Oh boy, this meme

I wonder if this would work with a wolf hat.

May as well try it.

Please don’t be awful, please don’t be awful, please don’t b-

get wet 4 furry

This is obviously fake

Look, I’ll prove it

Y’all are just acting

Watch and learn

WTFFFFFF

Should…… should I…….

DO IT!

Whelp guess I gotta put on the hat now

Can’t be that bad, I mean what’s the worst a squid hat can do to m-

I̖̝̪̤̠̋͞ ̛̹̱̮̳̭̓̂͑ͫ͐̎ͯ͗͝͡H͇̠͊́̚A̛̓̓҉͙̠V͍̌̏͂ͣͨͭͧ̉́E̸͙̭̣͓̓ͨͥ̿ ̽͗͗ͮ͊ͬͩͥ̚҉̪̗̝̘̟́̕A̴̴̙̝̬̪̞͂ͤͩ̍W͚̣͆ͬỎ̫̝̟͖̝͇ͥ͛ͮ͋K̨̖͓͉̺̫͉̀͗ͪ̊͌̉E͚̲̩̪̘̠͋̈͞N͉͓͕̗̱͒̔ͨͤ͛̓̂ͧ

World Heritage Post

I’ve always wanted to show this to @theforwardslash

IT WAS A CULTURAL RESET. A CULTURAL RESET. 

HAHAH

Someone call UNESCO this dinosaur of a post needs to be protected

I’m so glad it’s back to normal after that weird glitch from 2020

THIS POST HAS CROSSED MY DASH SO MANY TIMES AAAAAAAAA

I FOUND IT AGAIN

FUCKING LOVE THIS POST!! HAT TIME!!!

Precisely *how* old is this post??

Date of origin: 7:17 am, January 26th, 2014

reblogging this for safekeeping.

this is a legendary post

Omg yesssss

its back!

A true masterpiece

Hold on, I need to see this for myself

Holy shit…

THE POST IS BACK ONCE MORE

....but.... why?

To quote Cave Johnson: "Science isn't about why, it's about WHY NOT!"

Item: laser-guided knife gun

zeekayart, with the power of phonetic pronunciation of letters, and general art snobbery!

As JohnYakuza, I have the superhuman abilities and techniques of Kazuma Kiryu.

@goldenhydreigon47 @theelispace @oogaboogaspookyman @experiment14-12 and anyone else

As UniqueStando. I have a stand from the hit anime JJBA. I want Golden Experience or The World High Voltage. Feel free for anyone to join in on this.

woke up today and realized that tumblr entirely killed fuck ya life bing bong so here ya go again

If this post gets to 3k notes by December 23 (my birthday), I will write a book and update you all on it

The book will most likely be about a teen who sleeps with a girl and gets her pregnant and ends up having to take care of the child and he realizes that he's gay. He also drops out of high school and gets his GED and works full time to care for his child

You all have 9 days until my birthday

@itsapmseymour please i really wanna read this book

Oops I tripped on the reblog button

REBLOG if you are old enough to remember what a VCR is.

I’m only 18…..I can’t be that old…..right?

Gym leaders and such often have names that match their type which raises the question: which type would you specialise in based only on your name?

I just got Witchlight 41ed

transgender beam

gay lightning

I'm out of spells

Lesbian Fireball