Reblogged criticalrolo
theyre fighting a god in the morning
Reblogged protectoroffaeries
Post-Campaign Recs
This week, we have six fics that take place post-Campaign 1 and 2! Check them out under the cut, and as always, if you liked them, don't forget to comment and kudos!
#for those of you who don't know: i am protectoroffaeries#i wrote the velora fic a few yrs back#here are my tags from main ->#i always feel so honored when people add me to these lists#especially when it's been awhile since i wrote it#sometimes i feel like everything i wrote before now sucked ass lol. it's nice to see confirmation thats not true#critical role#fanfic#lists
Posted by protectoroffaeries
my new coworker: hey ive been meaning to ask you, do you watch critical role? your name reminds me of vax, vax'ildan, from critical role
Reblogged monkbeauregard
Battle Couple Battle Round 2!
Caitvi (Arcane) VS Perc’ahlia (Critical Role)
Reblogged criticalrolo
POV: you and your wife are the hottest, smartest people in the room and that is but a cold comfort cuz none of these assholes know how to do their jobs and thus, the shit-talking is the most you'll get done today
guys i did it it took forever but i did it
theyre gonna go home and bang and then be responsible realm saving noblefolk after this mark my words
also some more doodles and the timelapse under the cut, if you like please GOD tell me in the tags i beg of u. pretty pretty please, also if you rly rly like the tip option is open, slide ya girl a dolla if u so choose
Posted by protectoroffaeries
hello critters! i am about to start playing in a campaign where all the pcs are the children of chroma conclave members. i am playing raishan's diseased and deceptive offspring & i have come to ask the experts what i should name them
Posted by protectoroffaeries
Anonymous asked:
p.s. remember you can turn reblogs on posts off!! that way nobody can reblog it even if they really want to!!
i deleted the post when it first started making rounds (waaaaaayyyyy before the ability to turn off reblogs was added) so i dont think i can do that, unfortunately
Reblogged skullsandsyn
my biology professor has such a chaotic energy about him, last week i went to his office hours and somehow we ended up on the topic of gay marriage:
he said that when he lived in texas they changed the law to define marriage as “between a man and a woman in a house of religious worship with the intention to have children” so he filed his taxes as single and when they called him up like “you filed married last year” he was like “you changed the law, i was married by a judge in a courthouse and i have no intention of having kids” and they told him “you know who that law was for” and i guess he hung up on them and did not, in fact, pay taxes as a married man that year
Chaotic good
NO! This is Lawful Good! He is following the LAW! Chaotic doesn’t just mean cheeky!
orevet
this is like how Sweden stopped classifying homosexuality as an illness because people started a campaign of calling in gay to work
malicious compliance is one of the best tools in the arsenal of civil rights activism
Always reblog for malicious compliance
sometimes following the letter of the law works even better than ignoring it.
In Utah the new book banning laws apply to the bible, and there’s already someone petitioning to get it removed from schools and libraries.
let's not always reblog this actually
Reblogged winking-owl
Vaxleth redraw from a piece I did a few years ago
Reblogged criticalrolo
Vox Machina Plays Mario Kart
Vex’ahlia is obviously winning. Keyleth is better at this game than she gives herself credit for and isn’t doing half bad. Grog is being a little too aggressive with the turns and keeps crashing into things; and yet somehow, he’s still a place ahead of Scanlan. The game is clearly rigged!
Vox Machina House Rules: 1). No loud music before 9 AM 2). Butter knives are NOT weapons 3). PLEASE try the doorknob first 4). Whoever breaks the door down, pays for it.
If I were to tag myself in this image, I’d be Percival-”I refuse to be humiliated over this”- De Rolo. Let’s just say I know where my talents lie, and Mario Kart is decidedly not one of them.
TESTIMONIALS
"she literally has grandkids so she more than meets the age requirements, also she's played by shohreh aghdashloo NEED I SAY MORE"
"I don't know if this is cheating but she is CANONICALLY the best lay ever. Red tiefling courtesan, horns, boobies, fine manners, sings private concerts, literally lives in "The Lavish Chateau". Also a great mum and aunty to all her daughters weird friends (and their kids)"
[Official Art by Hunter Severn Bonyun and Cathy Le]
Reblogged
TESTIMONIALS
"she literally has grandkids so she more than meets the age requirements, also she's played by shohreh aghdashloo NEED I SAY MORE"
"I don't know if this is cheating but she is CANONICALLY the best lay ever. Red tiefling courtesan, horns, boobies, fine manners, sings private concerts, literally lives in "The Lavish Chateau". Also a great mum and aunty to all her daughters weird friends (and their kids)"
[Official Art by Hunter Severn Bonyun and Cathy Le]
Posted by protectoroffaeries
yeah we turned your namesake into an orb. yeah no we orbized him. yeah it's been almost five years in real time & much longer in-universe since he died but he showed up in the most recent episode & became an orb. sorry.
Twin Tournament- Who’s the top twin pair?
I noticed that a lot of shows I watch have at least one pair of twins in them…I haven’t seen a poll like this yet so why not make a bracket where they FIGHT TO THE DEATH? (Jk…well still battling but this is all for fun!)
Mainly inspired by @skittlesquadsquabble and @anti-canon-trans-showdown, but in general from all the cool brackets people are making!
Just a couple of rules:
- Only fictional twin pairs are allowed to be submitted
- You are allowed to submit multiple different twin pairs, but don’t spam submit the same twin pairs
- However, if your fandom has multiple different twin pairs you are allowed to submit those pairs separately. Which ever pair has the most submissions will be accepted into the brackets to represent your fandom!
- Propaganda is encouraged and allowed!
NOMINATE YOUR TWIN PAIRS HERE>
OPEN FROM MARCH 10 TO MARCH 20!
Other:
My name is Nicolas, pronouns they/he
May the best twin pair win!
Reblogged forcewound
⚔️ Nine of Wands ⚔️ Because what better time to dig up a sketch of our Vax, no? 👀
Reblogged criticalrolo
When people mention best CR friendships, I feel like Tary and Vex’s BFF roommate relationship is underrated.
Reblogged protectoroffaeries
for bonus points, tell me what book it was!