This is why it’s important to read books.
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the snirker
op turned reblogs off but this post must live. it must live and spread malignantly .
Daughter: You realize this puts you in the top 1% of the top 1%, right? The elite of the elite! That's extremely good.
Father: *glaring at his brand new "#272993 Dad" mug* I still don't like it.
Father's Co-Worker: *drinking out of a "#5122653 Dad" mug* How was Father's Day?
Father: *feeling smug* Pretty great, actually.
Never thought I would consider the notion that Argentina is keeping Chile warm with its colossal ass.
Unfortunately true story
guys I've been scrolling for a while and I think it's just going to be more posts
Thinking about sticks, new season 🦅
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LITTLE BLUE HERON - Composition Friday
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two of the very old dragons I revamped (mostly just outfits), Titania and her son Sagan. Titania is an extremely well-established CEO in Tempest City and Goldensparc. She has been around since the first years of the 4th age and has basically been running a successful business the entire time. She specializes in mechanical armor/exoskeletons, enhancements, and prosthetics, and has a doc ock thing going on with her big scary extra robot arms. Her son, Sagan, is a Great Disappointment to her. He left the Shifting Expanse centuries ago to help build the Astrolodome and never came back. He now does a bunch of cool arcane stuff and they basically never talk except for every few years Titania will send him nifty hardware upgrades for the arm she sent when she somehow found out he'd lost his in a portalgate experiment. She also shipped an entire mech suit for his partner, Tycho the faun, as a wedding present, but he was too scared to wear it and donated it to the Tourmaline Archives where its parts are currently being used in several different student labs for poking at scary magical materials.


