why is it sooo hard to conclude essays. I said all that because fuck you thats why

I'd be CACKLING if I wasn't in public rn

this is my favourite post ever

TMI just means Tell Me Immediately. Sorry not sorry 🤷🏻‍♀️

I feel like all the "they broke weird al" "weird al got serious we're so cooked" comments about the killing in the name cover are missing the point. that is not a broken man. comedy is politics. comedy has always been politics. weird al has been satirizing politics for a long time because he knows the court jester can say to the king what other people can't. by doing a serious cover of an explicitly anti-establishment song that his gen x and millennial audience knows by heart when he's built his career on parody, he's saying this can't be satirized anymore and he's saying it in a very deliberate way that his audience will understand. those aren't the actions of a broken man, they're the actions of a man who is trying to tell you something. are we going to listen?

A remake of the needle pit trap but the syringes are filled with vaccines, this trap is specifically targetted towards anti-vaxxers

2026

@kashkia found something for you

🎆 Happy New Year!! 🎆

Dang, this is how I learn that PM is two hours ahead of me

Reblog In 5 seconds for good luck

​this worked last night lets go for round two

I really need some good luck rn

I’m not sure whether I want the $100 or the baby goat; I guess I will leave it up to fate.

i dont care what i get. luck is luck mates

Your fighting your insurance company because they say what happened wasn’t an act of god, and is therefore not their problem. All of a sudden a booming voice says “Sorry, that was totally me. My bad.”

So like have yall heard of Pretty Please I Dont Want To Be a Magical Girl lol

Close up + base (if anyone knows the base artists name id appreciate i cant find em rn)

oh my god this is stunning

@unduh-da-c

the relatable mirabelle chevalier

YOU’RE TOO LATE SPIDERMAN! YOU’LL NEVER GET YOUR TURKEY DEFROSTED IN TIME! THANKSGIVING IS DONE FOR! NYEHEHEHEHE

Not so fast! Submerge the bird in cold tap water and replace that water every 30 minutes until thawed if you want to salvage your holiday feast

Well I’ll be damned, Spiderman did it. He saved Thanksgiving.

Good work, Spiderman. I’m proud of you. Unlike my own cringefail son.