statistically. some of em gotta be gay

@yotes-shrockey

I've BEEN in the trenches (Coyotes fan) now following the Sharks 🦈 • he/him, 23 • gay/queer/menliker • kinda also following Wild, Caps, Sabres, and Canes • do you guys think quinn hughes would give me a hug if i gave him like. a pack of candy. or all five of my dollars. id be very chill and hetero about it

major league hockey fan watching ilya kiss shane’s helmet at the 2017 all star game and posting “god had to put ilya rozanov and shane hollander on rival teams because otherwise they’d be having so much gay sex they wouldn’t have time for hockey” and then a few years later reblogging themselves like “WELL”

im hiring an etsy witch expeditiously against the wicked vegas knights. trust they will be dealt with

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