Barnacle facts
Barnacles know about the Watergate tapes
remember the time someone accused me of being a nazi because i, a bisexual, had the audacity to allow pansexual people to exist
pansexual here ✌️ hopefully you don’t use your lasers, yknow, the pansexual-destroying lasers that all bi people apparently have, to make pan people not exist
i love pizza so much I would marry pizza if I could I fucking love pizza!!!!
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I thlammed my puthy in the car door
*parappa voice* you slammed you PUSSY in the CAR DOOR!
Torturing that twink Tuesday
Berating that bear Tuesday
Antagonizing that otter Tuesday
Horrifying that hunk Tuesday
Frightening that femme Tuesday
Bullying that butch Tuesday
Stabbing that stud tuesday
instagram reels is worse for you than cocaine
that doesn’t sound right, but I don’t know enough about cocaine to dispute you
Can’t go a day without seething in rage about how “Woke” was coined to discuss the pervasive nature of antiblack racism throughout all societies and got so fucking mangled by the white masses across all political spectrums that it practically doesn’t mean anything anymore. It’s almost a joke of itself.
During the height of the Ferguson protests, you’d see posts about how the system is designed to oppress the Black community and being unaware of how it operates is akin to being asleep, so you must stay Woke. (Woke as a term in the Black community actually has a long standing history but we’ll focus on this period of time for now). You have to keep your eyes open to the truth, that’s what it was about.
And now it’s used to discuss whether or not it’s woke for a brunette to wear jeans, or if using your turn signal is woke. It honestly makes me want to puke
Okay that’s funny
[Image ID: a screenshot of a tag that says
“makes me want to woke into traffic”
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"it would behoove you to—” first of all, i don't have hooves
not yet
oooouuuggghhh why do i feel so weird
