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I’ve kissed significantly more girls than guys in my life, and although this isn’t that big of a problem, I could do with a change of pace…

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crumbled-paper-hearts:
“ Naaah, he ran into the squirrel
he ran into the squirrel 10 times
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crumbled-paper-hearts:

Naaah, he ran into the squirrel

he ran into the squirrel 10 times

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chaoscontrolled123:

Luke and I were looking at Hieronymus Bosch’s painting The Garden of Earthly Delights and discovered, much to our amusement, music written upon the posterior of one of the many tortured denizens of the rightmost panel of the painting which is intended to represent Hell. I decided to transcribe it into modern notation, assuming the second line of the staff is C, as is common for chants of this era.

so yes this is LITERALLY the 600-years-old butt song from hell

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dasvidaniyabitches:

The very best of Yahoo Answers.

I founded this buried in my likes and decided I wanted it on my blog.

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weird sex noises and crying and dramatic dialogue coming from the other room

dad’s watching Dracula

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Anonymous asked: I don't breath.

what.

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what the fuck is a zam

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doctorpurnell:

when people send me kind messages

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Bob, is that you?

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What even is my activity bar, guys?

What even is my activity bar, guys?

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Satan’s proof that I’m never gonna find God.

Satan’s proof that I’m never gonna find God.

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Oh look, a new update…

Oh look, a new update…

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perks-of-being-chinese:

randomfandoms:

donttouchrne:

this isn’t how you use photoshop

 the tangled ones remind me of Sam and Dean

this is wrong on so many levels 

COMPLETELY LOST IT AT THE MULAN ONES.

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multi-flower-girl:

Lets all discuss this man

I’m sorry, but the first gif is really weirding me out. I mean, not only is the leg of the bed in the worst possible place, but Ed also eats a pair of underwear.

What the fuck was my childhood?

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Well… that’s ambitious.

Well… that’s ambitious.

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