you guys ever think about an assassin who's really bad at his fucking job, and he has like, literally one job.

Kill this specific person.

But he just can't fucking do it, because he's a little cringefail nerd idiot, some kind of lethal buffoon, and all he does is accidentally collateral everyone around her like some kind of murder clown?

I think about him.

I think about him a lot. I'd pray for him, but I'm the one who's fucking him over all the time, so. It'd be counterproductive.

Anyway, that assassin's name is Rey and he's also slutty, pansexual, and you can read about his dumbass antics here.

character 1: why are you torturing me specifically?

character 2: because i'm the only one you would welcome it from <3

Let us see if your blorbo is more powerful than mine.

I hope our blorbos fuck.