rb with your most common recurring theme in your nightmares. mine is pregnancy

Princess who says “let me consult with my advisors” before staring off into space for a full 30 seconds until she snaps back with a different posture and tone of voice

tamale for dinner i'm a winner. tamale for lunch i'm balling a bunch. tamale for breakfast i am on the guestlist.

competitive playing

increase the increase

f''(x)>0 grindset

tbh

This is 100% the gay supervillain music video I’ve been waiting for.

I love campy gay villains, but gay villains of this type are amazing too and sorely underrepresented.

…Oh, so by “gay”, you mean. Actually gay.

I don’t usually reblog stuff like this but tbh this is the kind of content I live for.

Happy 10 year anniversary to these two, specifically

(single dropped Dec. 3, 2015, music vid hit youtube Jan 12, 2016)

Addams Family Values (1993) dir. Barry Sonnenfeld

every time I'm too scared to pull the trigger on a bluesky post, I know I can post it here. you all get me.

You make soup in a big bowl. You serve it in a smaller bowl. And then you convey it, using a spoon, to your mouth. But what is the spoon? Simply a smaller bowl still

Imagine a bee rn in a hive muttering "the beekeeper is not real because he is not intervening or helping me at all with this disastrous relationship I have with another bee". now imagine that's you talking about the good lord. now imagine a dog with a propeller hat on

Filing this in my memory right next to this thread:

is anyone imagining a dog with a propeller hat on

"okay ❤️ yay ❤️" remains an unmatched response

what even happened to plastic girl and crow boy. we forgot about them so fast. just another example of the savage nature of hollywood

smuggling a bladeless knife with no handle through airport security

got arrested for this

then you didnt smuggle it did you