collecting these

HOW could i forget this classic

Thought I'd taken a giant L today by not being able to find a

wait, post cancelled:

fuck you phone.

Sorry, but I really doubt that that's gonna happen. Thank you for trying to curse me though.

I love that, like. He KNOWS the audience want to clap and so he's using them as an extra instrument. He turns around and goes hey, stop, and hopes they understand conductor gestures and it works, and then he has clapping he can use when he wants

tbh i would be waaaay more into classical music if this kind of audience participation was a normal thing to do for many of the songs

finally finished this drawing of mother goose that i had sitting on my computer for like over a month lol

Well, stories usually stop once the person becomes a prince or princess, don’t they?

Sketch below the cut

Only valid character tag here post everyone else pack it up

the floating head of wisdom

Please don't fall victim to internet misinformation. There is no floating head. It's a regular horse, it's neck is just hidden due to the position of the camera. I made an image to help you understand the what's actually going on.

clownthing .......

hugs and kisses

Here are the 2024 vaccine recommendation schedules. They’ve already been wiped from the cdc site. Save them and share widely, especially to your friends with kids.

guys meningitis isnt like the flu in which getting the vaccine is really important but if you actually cant get it youll still be okay. meningitis causes your brain to swell and if you dont get treatment asap, you will be at worst dead and at best left with serious brain damage. even if you think, "oh ill just be careful and watch out for it" if you wait even overnight, you could kill your child. get them fucking vaccinated

Little office lady bookworm piece of shit I bet I could squash her like bug

God even when you admit you’d lose you manage to act smug somehow

God even when you

admit you’d lose you manage

to act smug somehow

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

HES THIRSTY

The standoff with agents happened on Jan. 8, one day after an ICE agent shot and killed Renee Good in south Minneapolis. Wooten’s refusal to comply with ICE was captured on video and posted to Facebook. 

The agents tried everything to intimidate the guard.

 “You can’t come back here, bro,” Wooten can be heard in the video saying to an agent wearing a mask and sunglasses. “I’m talking to your manager,” the agent said. Wooten responded: “No, you’re talking to security, I’m in charge.”

ICE left empty-handed. Wooten said he just stood his ground, “10 toes down.”

“I was doing my job like I’m supposed to,’’ Wooten said. “If you don’t stand for something, you’ll fall for anything. I just want to make my family safe because I’ve been here three years.”

Just a silly little guy that totally didn't make me cry at all...

Barnes and Nobles is gonna start serving food and alcohol.

Everybody’s cracking jokes about how it’s a desperate attempt to stay relevant in the age of Amazon.

But you know what? Props to them. This is exactly what Blockbuster didn’t do. At no point was Blockbuster like “Hey, movie rentals aren’t the lucrative enterprise they once were. Perhaps it’s time we become known for our cheesy garlic bread.”

Okay but…if someone wants to take me on a date to a Barnes and noble and get me dinner and a drink and then let me peruse the stacks like I’m not saying no. A sandwich, a beer, and 2-5 books on various topics I hope I’ll someday read about? Good night.

The Swedish equivalent of Blockbuster is now best known for its candy, snacks and sodas.

This is El Ateneo Grand Splendid, an old theatre turned bookstore in Buenos Aires:

The stage itself was turned into a cafe:

You can’t even begin to comprehend the massive amounts of money this place makes, despite the fact that they turned the theatre boxes into reading nooks like this:

I’ve literally spent days holed up in there reading books for free while also consuming massive amounts of coffee and pastries.

Adapt or die, people.

OMG that’s AMAZING!

sometimes, I fall head over heels in love with a place. El Ateneo Grand Splendid is incredible. I am in love. At the very least, in lust – that could very easily escalate to love. Le sigh.

this is hilarious to me because not only have I been on tumblr long enough to remember the first time El Ateneo Grand Splendid went viral around here, I actually went there last year (while I was passing through Argentina for a weekend) entirely because tumblr told me to

Into the Smoke Episodes 1-2 are LIVE!!!

My new webcomic has launched at last! Into the Smoke is about Blaze, a gay medium who binds himself to an evil spirit in an effort to solve his murder.

Blaze is, of course, totally normal about ghosts. He loves them the appropriate amount, of course.

The full episodes 1 and 2 have both been released, and you can read them now at intothesmokecomic.com!

Kinda hard to push my webcomic right now with everything else going on, but it's what pays my bills and I appreciate every read and share!

If you enjoy the vibe of my eyelash wizards, give Into the Smoke a try. There's fun and silliness and drama and gay!

With today's update, we're now up to 34 episodes! (over 100 pages)