you're allowed to be anxious in your dr btw

you can be shy, snarky, not photogenic in the slightest, struggle with severe mental illnesses, be an asshole on the outside but be deeply hurt on the inside, be strange, off-putting, alarming, have really bad self esteem, have a painfully bad sense of direction, a full on asshole, have no guilt towards anything, be unacceptable, be unpalatable, be disabled, be quite literally anything you want, feel like you should be, or should still be

i can't stop you, but i also can't say with confidence that other people will agree. i can't guarantee people won't try to change you, but that's because i don't know what kind of reality you'll be in. i don't know what kind of people you'll be around

i say this just to remind you that you have every option available to you, and these versions of you already exist. why should we let one reality dictate how we are in all realities? and although yes, i do heavily advise you to research what you can, especially if it involves marginalized identities and communities that you aren't a part of in this reality, everything is your choice in the end

This applies to your S/O as well. They are allowed to be human. They are allowed to be angry and sad and messy and annoying. Your S/O isn't perfect. No one is perfect, no matter how much scripting you do. Just remember that your S/O is human too. They are allowed to have dreams and goals outside of you. They are allowed to need time alone. Just because your S/O wants to do things in life just for them doesn't mean they don't love you. Your S/O can still love you and be their own person. Your S/O is allowed to have a life outside of you, just like you have a life outside of them. They aren't bullet points on a page, they're living, breathing people with complex feelings and pasts. They might be traumatized, they might have things that they can't shake. They might need therapy, or they might need rehab. They might need you to hold them without judgment or fight for them without fear. You might think you're making their lives better because of the things you scripted, but they don't know that. This life is the only life they've ever known.

Your S/O is allowed to have their own life. Your S/O is allowed to be human. Your S/O is allowed to love you in ways that don't make sense to you. Your S/O is their own person.

Hey so while more experienced shifters may be able to give you guidance and help in your journey, don't just take everything they say as gospel.

It can get really confusing when what one shifter says is contradictory to another's perspective.

Nobody has all the answers. Nobody can tell you what to do because it's your journey.

Everyone has different beliefs and perspectives in different aspects of shifting, and that's ok! It's up to you to figure out what resonates with you, what works to help you shift, and what you believe. Shifting is limitless.

Oki byieee

I lost a bet to @thedudewithnoeyebrows and I have to keep my word. So…

If this post gets 1,000 reblogs before 5pm EST on Friday (25 July) I will shave off my eyebrows (just once!) to look look as awesome as @thedudewithnoeyebrows

Yes…picture or it didn’t happen, I know.

I saw a post going around a while ago (including from a non-US moot) about getting comfortable lying to law enforcement

Here's the thing. In the US.

DO NOT TALK TO LAW ENFORCEMENT IN THE FIRST PLACE.

If you are in a situation where you're lying to law enforcement, you are already interacting too much. STOP TALKING.

You can ask if you are free to go. You can keep asking.

Per the National Lawyers Guild, ESPECIALLY do not lie to the FBI. Do not say things to them that could be construed as lying. Those are serious charges. The best way around that is NOT TALKING.

In the words of the National Lawyers Guild: SHUT THE FUCK UP.

Since lying to the FBI is such a serious crime, the feds will sometimes ask questions that they already know the answers to, just to see if you'll lie to them. That way, even if the initial charges turn out to be bullshit, they still got you on obstructing a federal investigation or whatever -- even if they immediately knew it was a lie and therefore were not obstructed in the slightest.

Do not talk to law enforcement.

babe are you okay you reblogged got that fog in me 11 times

wait, i did? i don't remember doing that...

i dont know who needs to hear this but as a general PSA for those who pay people online for goods and services: KEEP YOUR MOUTH SHUT ABOUT WHAT YOU'RE BUYING. While it might seem funny to write a clever note along with your transaction, any sort of hint that you're buying something nsfw or even mildly suggestive poses a huge risk that the person you're paying is getting their method of payment shut down permanently. transaction services are stricter than ever. "thanks for the boobs" is a pipe bomb that only needs one pair of eyes to be noticed. loose lips sink ships

this goes out to anyone who commissions or purchases something from me

Once I "made" a custom emoji for my mum by crudely drawing a hijab on it and now whenever she wants me to buy a coffee for her I get a text like this

absolutley enchanted by cobepee

you ever listen to a song 47 times in a row and every time you’re like wow what a good song. I’m gonna play it again.

The Onion continues to never miss

This Post from 2019 is getting notes for some reason so I felt compelled to redraw it

I stick by my initial opinion that she should look less human

People have written a lot of touchy-feely pieces on this subject but I thought I’d get right to the heart of the matter

[The artist, putting a simple cake next to a much fancier one: “Aw man, that guy’s cake is way better than mine.” The Audience, gleefully holding up a knife and fork “HOLY SHIT! TWO CAKES!”]

additions from the og artist (credit)

“Holy shit two cakes,” I mutter to myself as I do fucking anything these days, this post was a godsend

Oddly Specific Chipotle Headcanons: Daredevil Character Edition

from someone that's been working at chipotle for over a year (save me)

Matt: bowl, brown rice, no beans, chicken, queso on the side he dips his chicken in, mild salsa, corn, cheese, lettuce, side tortilla (he eats it separately), no chips, water cup, pays on his card but asks to break his 5 so he can put all 5 in the tip jar (he likes to eat outside of the resteraunt because the fresh cooking food right there is annoying on his senses)

Foggy: bowl or burrito, white rice, pinto beans, barbacoa (or honey chicken), fajitas, medium salsa, pinch of hot salsa, corn, light sour cream, double cheese, guac in the bowl, chips, medium watermelon limeade, pays in cash and puts his change in the tip jar

Karen: salad, two vinigarettes, light white rice, black beans, carne asada (or chicken), mild salsa, small sour cream on the side, light cheese, guac in the bowl, chips sometimes, mexican sprite, puts a couple ones in the tip jar

Claire: bowl, brown rice, pinto beans, steak (or al pastor), queso, fajitas, medium salsa, hot salsa, corn, cheese, guac, lettuce, chips and guac, medium coke or berry agua fresca, depends on how busy she is especially if she's on break but usually puts her change from her order in the tip jar

Fisk: soft tacos, carnitas, light medium, sour cream on the side, cheese, no chips, apple nan, doesn't tip

Wesley: burrito, mix of both rices, black beans, steak and chicken double, mild salsa, medium salsa, corn, cheese, lettuce, no chips, grapefruit izze, depends on how busy he is but usually tries to tip a bit if it's busy or there's only one person on line and cash