"why suck a strap?" have we all forgotten the beauty of theatre? have we truly fallen so far as to think the mind mustn't be pleasured too?
the annoying thing about weightlifting is that you have to lift weights that are a little too heavy for you if you want to get stronger. and you have to push yourself outside of your comfort zone in order to keep building muscle. fucked up.
thank god this same principle doesnt apply to any other skill you want to improve at! that would really suck.
annabeth chase you absolute best girl ever. worst emotional regulation skills alive. stressed all the time. needs friends so so bad.
On Saturday I said to my partner, as I have said for months, "A ten thousand dollar a year raise would solve so many of my problems."
As of this morning I was reluctantly looking for jobs because I love my job and don't want to leave it, but see: $10k raise problem solver.
As of noon today this was no longer an issue, because my boss called me with the news that I was getting a $10K merit raise.
I feel like a huge weight has been lifted off my shoulders. This is roughly $200 extra per paycheck. Enough to pay off debt faster, rebuild my savings, and spend a weekend a month in Milwaukee getting obscenely laid. The sex I'm going to have on $200 extra per paycheck. You can't even.
May all of you get the $10K raise your soul has yearned for. And whatever level of sex you can be satisfied with for $200.
hey bestie i think ur post might be charmed 'cause you aren't gonna fuckin believe what happened today
man this show thinks so little of the viewer
like this is the issue sticking out the worst to me. spoon-fed messages in every single episode as if we were not only too dumb to pick them up from subtext but too dumb to pick them up the previous four times they were delivered to us in a monologue. man it's insulting
Didn’t even look at the tags already knew what we were talking about
call me clark kent the way i love lois lane so so so so soooo so so much
Any minor inconvenience in my life: happens
Me and my sensitive ass:
You can only reblog this today! Next time Thursday 20 will follow Wednesday 19 will be in 2439!
"came back wrong" but it's food that you heated up in the microwave
OK SO
For anyone who hasn't heard my Microwave Rant:
Microwaves are designed to be used at a broad range of power levels. If you're getting bad results reheating your food, and you're doing everything on full blast, try a lower power setting! 50% power for twice the time, just give it a shot. It gives the heat time to spread evenly, and prevents overcooking of parts that are exposed to more radiation.
People complain about reheated pizza a lot -- that's bc overheating the crust makes it tough and chewy. I usually do pizza on 30% power for THREE times as long because it's especially vulnerable -- and my crust always comes out nice and tender.
I think there's a good metaphor for Came Back Wrong here too: if you actually take the time to do your necromantic ritual and/or unholy experiment right, and don't rush it at 100% power, you're likely to get better results.
Since reading this post and following its advice, my microwaved good comes out so much better.
Since reading this post a d following its advice, my necromantic rituals have come out so much better.
I realized that every time i see a picture of a mother, sister, female, girl, whatever, carrying, or caring for a child i get the weird pain in my chest and immediatly associate that with labor, stress, tireness and just mísery in general. I hope to one day not have that feeling anymore but to never forget why i did.
This paints such a beautiful picture