my cat typed a post for you guys (rubbing her face on my phone)

Your cat just fucking doxxed me man :(

omg wait she has that power??

Music to not croak while working to 

I told my mum how one of my posts reached 10k notes and she looked at it and went "oh christ almighty, why that one?"

Yeah mum

*feels dysphoric*

*puts on Dysphoria Hoodie and a binder*

*remembering I have gym*

*keeps binder on*

*back and ribs hurt the next few days*

*does it again*

guys I'm not learning from my mistakes what am I doing wrong

oof ow my ribs ‥̯

maybe take the binder off next pe class buddy boy

noooo :((((

*feels dysphoric*

*puts on Dysphoria Hoodie and a binder*

*remembering I have gym*

*keeps binder on*

*back and ribs hurt the next few days*

*does it again*

guys I'm not learning from my mistakes what am I doing wrong

oof ow my ribs ‥̯

I'm in your balls

I don't have balls

I don't have walls

How can you not have walls

How can you not have balls

I don't know why I don't have balls

I don't know why I don't have walls

Walls

Balls

mmm yeah I have a few. definitely more than two, but I dont know how much more

how many followers does a blog have to have to be considered “big “ in the officalverse

I personally put the minimum at 500, and then found out I have four. So I wanna of the other people’s perspectives so I don’t get a large ego lmao

i noticed that once I reached 300 followers my posts started getting more notes (even the ones I didn't tag). like I agree that 500 is a good number to be considered "big" but holy my average notes per post increased a lot since the 300 follower milestone

my cat typed a post for you guys (rubbing her face on my phone)

should I get her to do it again

my cat typed a post for you guys (rubbing her face on my phone)

👁️ 👁️ 👁️ 👁️ 👁️

KITTEN

erm actually ☝️🤓 she's an adult turning 6 this year

Dont understand when people censor words on tumblr like... its tumblr not tiktok or pinterest... tumblr... say fuck and sex and boobs and cock and do it with no symbols replacing any of the letters

What answer was the teacher looking for? I’m a history major and i must know

Things found in Hitler's DNA suggested he had Schizophrenia or BPD, which can help explain why he was

Well

Hitler

Someone told me I should make jokes about schizophrenia because of this post

This

This isn't a joke

It's a history fact/theory

Please

don't talk to me I'm taking drugs (fun dip)

(not fun dip)

(it's fun dip I promise)

should 2026 be the year when I release my song that mentions scar’s sweaty chest

what

people are like "he's so babygirl" and he is a middle aged man experiencing the horrors