I don't know what came over me to create this

whoever made the decision to make umpires wear cameras... you are a legend

this is genuinely the funniest thing i've ever seen

beg for your life, tennis boy

The term "gay sex" implies the existence of other kinds of sex. But that is of course liberal propaganda

This morning I had like the lesbian equivalent of that part from the Brian David Gilbert cooking video about getting called Boss haha

Oh what's that? You only read books with lots of "spice" in them? Well then I've got a great one for you, practically the whole plot revolves around "spice". Ahem. In the week before the departure to Arrakis,

i saw this sign in a bookstore and it made me laugh so hard :’)

growing up sucks because you realize $1000 isn’t a lot of money

I’m gonna propose “I guess you haven’t read the silmarillion then :/” as a default response to anyone not understanding a reference to something obscure. even if it’s not remotely Tolkien related. I want to build up a perception that perhaps the sum total of human knowledge is contained in the silmarillion

This is the polar opposite of this:

Behold! The printing titty!

I normally tag these posts “specific ass machines” after a minor meme that blew through Tumblr, but I was tempted to tag this one “specific boob machines”.

(Artist meow25meow seems to have had their Twitter account nuked and I cannot find any other original source to link to.)

disappearing into the bathroom at the club only to reappear covered in decorative printing patterns followed by a 10ft lady wearing bowls as a bra

starting the year off strong

Absent daughter figure

Deadbeat daughter

it's actually the cutest thing in the world when a girl gets a boner

For those who need to hear it. To be ten pounds overweight is barely noticeable. To be ten pounds underweight is cause for concern if not outright alarm.

The primary health impact of being fifty pounds overweight is medical neglect. The primary health impact of being fifty pounds underweight is organ failure.

Skinny =/= healthy. You can not underfeed yourself into balanced nutrition. You can not subtract your way towards a healthy diet. You can not exercise all the spare calories off because bomb calorimetery is a joke of a scientific model that would have been laughed out of any other field.

Friendly reminder that the criteria for an obese bmi was changed in 1998 due to lobbying from diet companies, overweight as a category shouldn't exist, fat isn't a bad word, and bmi in general is a racist concept

Fuck it reblog if it's ok to send your blog anon love

I love Ghetsis so much because he’s a terrifying wizard man who’s manipulating his son and trying to fulfill an ancient prophecy to achieve the goal of world domination but he’s also a dude from New York