I actually… love this
i once wrote an entire academic paper with the central thesis of ‘everyone is kind of a dick to Data and it honestly kinda reflect how people treat neurodiverse people, which is also why we neurodiverse people relate to him so hard’
the original post was missing a line, so here’s the full poem!!
His poetry is good. Fight me.
I HAVE BEEN SAYING THIS FOR YEARS
“AN ODE TO SPOT” IS FREAKING GENIUS FIGHT ME
Hat tip @eldriwolf ! This is such a good poem genuinely. I like the forms of “doggerel” verse for imposing structure and rhythm and allowing for the crisp expression of simple truths. I love and defend doggerel (partly because everything I write turns into it, probably.)
I’ve never really seen any Star Trek but I genuinely like hearing about my friend Data. I feel like I know a lot about him. He’s my distant mutual-in-law. I frankly love his poetry and we would clearly get along with each other well. I think his coworkers don’t appreciate him, and that he’s an easy, pleasant and engaging conversationalist. I know nothing of his personal life and this is correct for me. I think he has an evil twin, but I’m pretty sure that got sorted, and, well, don’t we all. I think he gets software updates and I think his captain is Picard who is nice to him. I don’t want to watch any Star Trek because this is a perfect relationship: I don’t WANT to learn anything more about Data, I want zero additional data lore, and I don’t want to have to see people finding him tiresome!! the end. Thank you data and everyone.
Data also wants zero additional Lore
I looked at this in puzzlement and then realised in some unknowable way that the brother is named Lore isn’t he. I cannot believe I know 5 things about Star Trek







