You don't have to make them fuck but they're not allowed to be normal about each other.

FIRST step to enjoying any media is getting attached to the character whose suicidal tendencies are the most obvious

Second step is shipping them with whoever they are most likely to become codependent with.

Diagram I made to explain the importance of me having a hyperfixation at all times

Many people seem to have the misunderstanding that if one doesn’t have a hyperfixation, they will have more time to think normal thoughts. This however, is incorrect. The amount of normal thoughts thunk by the average neurodivergent stays relatively the same, it’s the amount of bad thoughts thunk that changes depending on the intensity of ones’ hyperfixation. Yes I am a neuroscientist trust me

People will literally be doing anything on ao3

^ what inspired this post btw

anyway thanks for thinking about our blorbos together another year it’s been a pleasure and a horror

slow burn mutual pining but the burn is emotional and the fic is pwp. they smut it up while both wanting more and thinking the other one wants to be friends with benefits. having only this much of them is torture but not having them at all would be worse. each of them dreads the day their lover falls in love with someone else. both of them are so surprised to learn they've both been in love with the other the whole time

congratulations to pining while fucking and all of the other additional tags that have just been canonized* by the tag wrangling team 🎉

*canonized means that these tags are now auto-completing in searches and forms and that you can filter for them (or filter them out) when browsing the Archive

@sineala in case anyone ever had trouble finding your most famousest fic :D

every day I have to make decisions

[id: two tabs of google docs, the first one titled "blond man torment nexus" and the second, "my fuckign masters degree" /end id]

Everyone knows that there are two ways to get into media these days:

1. A tumblr mutuals indoctrination

2. Blorbo from my other shows was there

Working on it 🫡

reblog if you love archive of our own and how they firmly refuse to let censorship have any place on their platform

FIRST step to enjoying any media is getting attached to the character whose suicidal tendencies are the most obvious

Second step is shipping them with whoever they are most likely to become codependent with.

the five hottest things a fictional man can be are 1. highly intelligent 2. terminally ill 3. emotionally unavailable 4. full of trauma and regrets 5. lying about their identity

some of my best friends i met at the devil’s sacrament

#yeah we called it livejournal (x)

We saw Goody Proctor posting HP fanwank during Strikethrough 2007, and Satan had nothing to do with it.

Although it later turned out that Goody Proctor was another of Ms Scribe's sockpuppets.

Things fanfic is reputed for inserting into the source material:

Things fanfic actually inserts into the source material:

What fanfic often removes from the source material:

1D OMEGAVERSE NONCON was what took out AO3

so, we all suffered through ao3’s recent downtime:

so i got curious, because i was bookmarking things when the site went down and wouldn’t it be funny if i was the one who broke it lmao (😔no it wasn’t me but i helped)

https://archiveofourown.org/bookmarks/2147483647 is this

absolutely iconic 10/10 no notes good job team 😂