how it feels to refer to a song as a track

how it feels to listen to flac..

*three shots deep*: i need…. i need to… what do i need… i need…. another shot.

*four shots deep, inexplicably more coherent*: i need to master the blade.

when you come out your shit is still there

youll catch a nice breeze to the head

Most loved therefore they say it

no way

These two having a normal one in babymetal’s youtube comment section

offering the venus of willendorf some of my taro milk tea

I've spent all day nibbling on unbaked spaghetti and this shit tastes like the body of christ

Turns out that of you don't swallow it the spaghetti cooks in your mouth. Embarrassed by how long it took me to observe this.

I didn't mean to paste that. How long has she been here?

the worst part of getting into new media is when youre at the stage where youre completely obsessed with it but you cant go through the tags or seek out anything about it bc youre not fuckiny done yet

holy fuck twin boo boo horn attack instant fatality

the fact that pro-monarchy arguments have degenerated, over the past few centuries, from “the king rules by divine right and is accountable to nobody but god”, to “uhm the royals generate a lot of income from tourism” will never stop being extremely funny to me

the monarchs… bad. but the castles? oh, the castles are positively lush with rats… 👅

Delete this account immediately.

my corner store guy is a 50 year old man who's my best friend in the world and recently he was like "you're too pretty to be single I have some nephews you should meet. very handsome!" and I was like "a niece might be more up my alley" and he just got more excited and said "ah even better! I was overselling my nephews but my nieces are very beautiful"

OP the tags!!

asked a student what their favorite animal was today and they said “a cheetah AND a sloth” and I said “wow smart, you’ve got both ends of the speed spectrum covered!” and they looked at me like I was the only sensible adult they’d ever spoken to

(has a tummyache but doesn't want to ruin my air of gothic mystique) there is a deep pain welling inside me