My 5 year plan is to keep buying $8 frozen coffees until I die of preventable illness

*me flirting*

so… have you… learned anything interesting lately?

I’m a lover by nature except for when I’m a wretched hater cunt bitch which I also am by nature

I love nonfiction that I simply cannot relate to at all. "it's easy to get addicted to buying fast fashion! I used to spend thousands of dollars on it a year!" okay. you're a space alien.

"survey finds that the average person in the UK only wears a piece of clothing 7 times" what are you talking about. what are you fucking talking about. who are these people and in what world are they average.

Marx and Engels

???

happy anniversary to the great molasses flood

comic that appeared to me as I was waking up from a dream

Edit: this got more attention then I thought lol if you wanna redraw this just reblog this with your redraw to credit me or put my @ (idk how tumblr works ngl)

DAILY LIGHT LEAK: Aralosaurus

Location: Mesquite Sand Dunes - Death Valley, CA.

Settings: F6.3, iso100, 183 second exposure. (via DARIUS TWIN)

Dr kleiner you are so cute wow wowwow🥹

They’re Doug Eiffeling Jax digitalcircus

if I were a bee I'd fetishize the idea of a beekeeper clipping my tiny wings so I can't escape (remembers you're not supposed to say shit like that) I mean yesterday I ate two yogurts normally

enrichment idea: put out a cardboard box that is slightly too small for your cats to comfortably fit in and watch them try to do it anyway.

i hope someone is making a horror game where a poorly modeled thing chases you in a dark location

I scrolled past this without second thought. Paused. Thought, wait, I've never seen a crane on the road. Scrolled back up. No answers. Typed this response, then noticed the book's author. What a whirlwind

Basically they bring it in piece by piece and assemble it on-site, using a smaller mobile crane (trucks with crane attachments) and once the crane itself is assembled, the top part can use hydraulics to climb up and down its own mast, so it builds itself taller like this

There is however no explanation for BJ Nomnom

people love to say "your cat is just being cuddly because it's cold out and he likes the warmth" like that detracts from it somehow. this weird little creature lives in my home and his paws and the tip of his nose are cold and his solution to this is to go to the big weird hairless ape who feeds him, and curl up on its stomach and fall asleep there bc it's nice and warm. that too is love!!!!

People really want expressions of love to be some 'pure' thing done for no intrinsic gain for some reason and like being a living thing with wants and needs is bad somehow.