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vivi/bloo | she/her | 26 🩷💜💙 i eat spray cheese straight out the can and kiss monsters for funsies basically a dragon age blogger rn

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hey, i’m bloo/vivi (she/her, 26). feel free to send me asks/message me/tag me in stuff, i always love interaction! icon and sidebar by my bestie @sweetmage

i post primarily dragon age but i like a lot of stuff, mostly video games. mass effect, ancient magus bride, msa, zelda, bg3, outer wilds, and a whole host of other things i kinda just pick up and put back down. i do a lot of writing for my da ocs which you can find on my ao3 here.

speaking of, here are links to my big completed projects:

under the cut are my dragon age ocs whomst i love dearly, and write about pretty much exclusively. i am a dirty dirty console player so janky quality be upon ye

when the persona you made eats you; when the performance youve been putting on eats you; when the name they gave you eats you; when the image people made of you eats you; when the role you were assigned eats you; when the you that other people see or even made for you or you made for them takes over the you that you know and eats you alive.

when you think about it tho pliny the elder is kind of the funniest guy in the world like. he wrote all these books about natural history that he was wrong about where he confidently claims things like “some animals only have blood during certain parts of the year” and then when mt. vesuvius erupted and destroyed pompeii and herculaneum he said “oh mt vesuvius is exploding? let me go check it out” and then he died

the man was committed to science. he wasn’t very good at it. but he was committed

Transcript:

Man (right): Could you be a voice actor?

Justin McElroy (left, speaking over Man): Oh! Actually, I was in the movie, um... Trolls World Tour.

Man: Duet this to find out. Four scripts... fifty seconds...

Justin (still speaking over Man): So I think- Sorry. You're great. You're good. I was- did you- see, th-that? It's ok.

Man: This is the car commercial voice over challenge. Startiiiiing now.

Justin: Somebimes- [Starts wheeze-laughing for a solid 7 seconds] Subaru!

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Superior design... Oustanding quality... And the drive... to innobate... Merce...bees Benz. [Laughs] The best... or nothing.

F'right now Ferd brmrnchn- you can lease a Ford two oh two one Ford Escape for as low as 189 a month so go further. And visit local Ford dealer, right now. Thank you. Thank you very mu- [Video cuts off]

One of my grandfathers was a dentist. The other was a fisherman.

I had a bonus grandfather who was a trucker.

What did your grandfathers do?

Ok, an unusually high number of people in the comments have relatives that probably have a Wikipedia article with their name.

I hope you don't mind if I share this, but this is a very good point!

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