tony: i dont go down on women but i expect them to suck my dick and thats how KINGS live
thor a feminist:
this is fake news don’t EVER disrespect pepper like this
Didn’t he, like, canonically get pegged by gamora too lmaooooooo
Yes
Wait this was pegging? I HAD NO IDEA LIKE I WAS SO INTO THIS TONY GAMORA PANEL ALREADY AND NOW IT IS LIKE 5000000000000000 TIMES BETTER. AJSKALAKKAKAA.
I saw this and went: “Hang on now… I remember reading that. I did NOT think they were pegging.” Then I dug it out and had a closer look:
Panel two, bottom left corner — that is definitely a strap-on harness. This whole thing makes so much more sense now. I cannot believe I didn’t see that before.
I KNOW HOW MY FILTHY MUTANT ABILITIES UPSET YOU, SCHMIDT. DON’T WORRY–
–YOU WILL DIE PURE. NO MAGNETISM
JUST FISTS.
reblog Magneto punching a Nazi
you won’t get anything for it, except for a kickass photoset of Magneto punching a Nazi on your blog
This is the most beautiful thing I have ever seen in my life
It never really hit me until now that they’re in the same universe and Magneto is Jewish and so I wonder if he had Captain AMERICA figurines growing up and if he ever had daydreams of Cap saving him from the camp he was in.
hey @callmegoddess618 no offense but can we have just have a post celebrating a jewish man beating the shit out of a nazi without making it about captain goy-merica??
I’m sorry. I’ll delete it as soon as I find it on my blog
thanks i appreciate it, i don’t believe you meant any harm its just frustrating to constantly have cap thrust into the narrative focus of these kinds of things
You hear all these “you’re not a real fan unless” and it lists a hundred things, but I met a dude today who saw my Deadpool pin and asked what my favorite story arc was, and I explained that while I loved Deadpool, I was new to Marvel (I only really got into it a year and a half ago) and hadn’t been able to find a lot of the comics. Instead of making a face or a derogatory comment, he just offered to send me all the stuff he had. That is a true fan.
I told the guy at the comic shop when I went in for Black Widow that I’d seen a few Harley Quinn panels on Tumblr and thought it looked badass but didn’t know where to start because my entire involvement in DC fandom was watching the Batman cartoon as a kid. This guy sitting at one of the tables playing Yu-Gi-Oh, wearing a comic shirt and carrying a definitely-hardcore-fan amount of swag, spins around and goes “dude! You’ve never read DC? Check out the back issues wall. They’ve got all kinds of Harley Quinn.” He then proceeded to explain how “New 52″ was a spinoff, and had some split opinions in the fandom, but either continuity is good as long as you pick one and stay with it so you don’t get mixed on what’s going on.
True fans love to see other people loving the stuff they love.
See how easy it is to be “that cool person who helped me get into X” instead of “that asshole who made me feel bad for not knowing everything about X”?
IT’S NOT EVEN DIFFICULT TO NOT BE A SHITLORD. YOU HAVE NO EXCUSE. And you never had one.
i really hope that dc announcing that wonder woman is bisexual sets off a string of dc and marvel announcing that all their superheroes are gay to try and one-up each other. like, tomorrow we wake up to find that marvel has admitted that captain america has been bi all along. then dc counters by making batman gay. next thing you know black widow is canonically ace. and no one stops until all their superheroes are somewhere on the lgbt+ spectrum
No, but can we talk about this. HE KNEW THIS MOTHERFUCKER WAS COMING. Either he’d sighted them before or (and this is my thinking, because HAWKEYE) he saw them coming in the windows of another building.
He makes split second calculations and looses an arrow WITHOUT LOOKING, and hits his target dead on.
This isn’t him showing off or anything. It’s tactical. It’s watching your own six while watching someone else’s.
This is years upon years of training, muscle memory, and straight up intelligence that puts most people to shame, all coming into play.
And let’s not forget, SHIELD’s physicists couldn’t figure out the tesseract opened from both sides. Yet Clint did.
When it comes down to it? This man is one of the biggest BAMFS in the Marvelverse, MCU or comics.
Clint’s human. He’s said it himself:
“You cowboy around with the Avengers some. Guys got, what, armor. Magic. Super-powers. Super-strength. Shrink-dust. Grow-rays. Magic. Healing factors. I’m an orphan raised by carnies fighting with a stick and a string from the Paleolithic era. So when I say this looks “bad”? I promise you it feels worse.”
HE.
IS.
HUMAN.
And he does all this. And keeps up with people with superpowers.
I present to you: One of the baddest of asses ever to walk the planet. Clint. Mother. Fucking. Barton.
Is a “loner” and yet he’s been a member of like 37 different teams, had MULTIPLE teenage sidekicks, is friends with like everyone , including many of his enemies
Drinks a lot of beer, but its only a metaphor bc his healing factor prevents him from getting drunk,,,,,
pretends to be cool, but is actually a weeb
licked cyclops’s face…but not in a gay way
wakes up early every morning to style his hair like that…
and u know he only does his hair like that to make his short ass seem slightly taller
his name isnt even Logan! He stole that name!
its actually james… u can see why he changed it
is canadian but never sorry??
speaks like 12 languages, yet still uses ‘bub’ unironically
thats not how claws work
kills people and then lectures everyone else about not killing… shut up logan ur not that cute
why are there 0 fanfictions about the time he was a vampire i hate this fandom
most of his costumes are just the same things with slight variations… lazy
his hair always just grows back instantly when he heals so like… how does he shave
just kidding i love him
\^~^/// this is him but its only the top of his head because hes so short
you die. everybody mourns. you float up to the cosmos and meet the creator of everything. you get to ask them one question.
“literally anything,” they say, filing their nails or doing whatever the hell it is all-powerful creators of everything do to pass the time (do they believe in time?), “like, you could ask me ‘why have i crea–’”
“why was clint barton/phil coulson so popular”
“what”
you thrust forward this screenshot:
again, you ask, “why. why were they so popular”
the amount of discourse this post has generated makes me want to claw out my eyes
