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a really good dream.

kinda gay for a man to sit with his legs far apart. what is all that space there for? another man?

Just a little Sev doodle

The Professor

Another illustration for #amonhenart2024. The theme is visions. I couldn't decide between several themes, so I finally painted this illustration, inspiration by "Leaf by Niggle" story.

And I wanted to thank my favorite writer with this illustration...🖤

just suck his dick arthur it’ll save you

One thing I’ve become a real extremist about is little girl’s clothing and hair styles because if your kid can’t get her hair wet, hang upside down, climb over a fence or run full out in the outfit/hair she is currently wearing then why not? And the answer better be both extremely fucking good and describe something temporary.

Hope you don't mind a story that also made me extremist about this issue.

Took my friends daughter (2.5yrs) to the park. Dressed her in practical clothing that's ok to get stained, brought an extra change of clothing. She sat in the mud at the water bank and played with rocks and mud. A little girl came over, couldn't be more than 3yrs. She was looking longingly at my friend's daughter. She has her hair in a perfect style and she's wearing a pretty dress with white socks and dressy shoes. The parents say "Sweetie don't go into the mud, you'll get your dress dirty" and pull her away, while giving me a judgmental look as they see the kid in my charge covered in mud and throwing rocks into the water. It felt really weird, like we saw eachother as aliens with completely different ideas on how to raise children. When my friends daughter was done playing, changed her into clean clothing and went back home. She had a lot of fun at the park and a day full of nature and play. The other little girl kept her dress clean.

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for sale. shoes baby. yuppp the baby is made of shoes. dont want it. it is not right. babies are not supposed to be composed of that

morceaudecrainte

à vendre. bébé de chaussures. ouaisss le bébé est fait de chaussures. jen veux pas. ce n'est pas normal. les bébés ne sont pas censés être composé de ça

Wait 'til you see what it is... cool!

"erfahre mehr über"

Nein. Einfach nein. Ich will nicht mehr erfahren. Ich erfahre genug. Es wiederfährt mir auch genug. Weniger erfahren wäre nice. "Schau in deine E-Mails" Junge schau in den Wald, in dem ich verschwinde wenn ich noch eine beschissene Mail kriege weil ich irgendwo einen verkackten Account eröffnen soll.

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Merthur doodle!! Maybe I’m plotting and scheming to draw more of them

afaik the only augmentative suffix in English is -zilla.

You are forgetting "2: Electric Boogaloo".

-apalooza, perhaps?

-ocalypse, -ocalyptic, -tastic.

fuckzilla, fuck 2: electric boogaloo, and fuckapalooza work, fucktastic definitely works, but fuckocalyptic doesn't sounds right 🤔

-athon, for duration

training for a half fuckathon

Its actually -pocalypse, as in fuckpocalypse, but as an irregular augmentative you can shorten it in whatever way works best. I'm not sure fuckalypse hits as hard as fuckpocalypse, though

-itude, like "not with that fuckitude it won't"

Fuckalyptic works great

Lest we forget -gate, e.g. “this post is a linguistic fuckergate.”

How’s it feel to be the funniest person on tumblr?

fun fact sometimes languages sound weird to u because they're not commonly spoken, and sometimes they're not commonly spoken because a concerted effort was made in the past to eradicate them from existence. so. maybe not something to play into.

official linguistics post