Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays

Batman was trained by Tibetan monks and Santa that's why he's so OP

Patreon sketch reward of Superman

never has an image spoken to my soul as much as this one

me and miss piggy have one thing in common.....

WHAT I SAY: i think batman and superman are both equally cool in different ways 💜 they have different personalities and methods but they both just want to help people 💜 they both come from that same place of hurt and loneliness and want to spare others from feeling how they did 💜 and i think they wouldn't want people to fight over who's "cooler" because they're best friends and they respect each other so much 💜

WHAT I MEAN: superman's cooler

and so I continue my series of dignified and powerful depictions of superman

this whole scene deserves to be played out in full

I had to include superman in brush week :) Here's the cosmic brush!

You can learn about brush week here!

don't play hard to get, because you might not get got.

don't worry, he got his hug

don't play hard to get, because you might not get got.

Being a Clark Kent fan rules you'd think that a near indestructible dude wouldnt be prime whumpee material but make no mistake: that dude is CONSTANTLY in situations

throw him in a black hole! force him to live for 30 years in an alternate universe! swap his body with Batman's! enter him into a riddle contest with the most annoying bitch in 5 dimensions! bind him with poison manacles and feed him to a war lord! expose him to a rock that makes him convinced he's a dog! put a gorilla there! put another gorilla there! if there's not enough whump add another gorilla!!!!!!!

I like it when the comics get busy and the bisexual reporter Clark Kent gets mean

I think we as a collective society should all embrace Clark being annoyed and bitchy and sarcastic more.come with me into this beautiful space.remember when he told Lobo he was gonna shove his bike up his ass if he didn't cut it out. remember when he told batman that he should buy a sense of humor. come play with meeeee

returning to my roots ... silly superbat doodles

superbat fans ily but please please please remember

KRYPTONITE HURTS SUPERMAN!!!! KRYPTONITE HURTS HIM AS IT KILLS HIM!!!!!

RED SUN IS PROBABLY WHAT YOURE LOOKING FOR

“oh but there’s different kinds—“ ONE OF THEM OUTRIGHT KILLS SUPERMAN. At least two of them (red , silver) can still be incredibly harmful to Clark. Things Bruce wouldn’t risk because it would involve playing with Clark’s mind and removing his invulnerability permanently.

“But Batman’s always careful—" in the field as a hero when being dangerous situations is part of the job. He can also be careful by not putting Clark in a situation where he can lose his mind/powers/life.

like…Imagine if Clark fed Bruce psychedelics to mess up his ability to use his brain and think properly and then stabbed him multiple times so he’s in excruciating pain and bleeding to death just to make him “easier” to sleep with 😭

bunch of old superbat things

i am not immune to the "character's eyes glow when they use their powers" trope

i have this disease that makes me find it hot as fuck when a character's eyes glow as a warning when they're really angry or upset and about to use every last shred their power to absolutely waste the shit out of the target of their rage it's called having excellent taste

do not. strip away all my favs distinctive characteristics until hes a hollow shell you can use as a reader stand in by which to fuck that other guy