R ppl awake? Happy Pride month x

Marko's fine, David's just hissy abt it

”hello, mr phoenix”

sam is SWEATING on the other side of the screen, his poly ass could never

bless these lil frog bro god i love them

who up for some more dwaynepaul 🗣️🗣️🗣️

Sorry babe. “Cry Little Sister” stays on during sex.

dwaynepaul…😊

Paul: *More hyper than usual* Pass me the gummy bears! I need more sugar!

Michael: You're hyper enough Paul, you don't need more sugar.

Paul: That's a myth! I'm just high and have 80 cds!

David: You mean ADHD.

Paul: That too!

Re-watched TLB twice today and it was so funny watching Michael. His voice changing depending on who he's talking to, trying to sound cooler or more gentle. The way he just moves looking a little unnatural almost video-game like. The way he was GRIPPING the sand after he flew out of that tree. The way it took him so long to figure out he was indeed a vampire, and still was in denial. He's such a funny character without even trying.

Marko: Don't worry, I've got a few knives up my sleeve

Paul: I think you mean cards

Dwayne: He did not

Marko, pulling out knives: I did not

just take a deep breath and shift. that’s all you need to do. you are literally shifting currently, and you will be where you intend to be within the next hour !! ( you already are )

You deserve it. You deserve to shift. You deserve good things. You've earned the right to an easy life filled with people you love. It's not going to be a perfect life. You'll cry, you'll get sick, you'll get your heartbroken, but I promise it'll be better than here. You deserve better. YOU DESERVE TO SHIFT. Now go shift. You've earned it.