Annie Glass

Wire sculpture

This piece is called Shake by the way

good news citizens! while i was at the beach, i successfully indoctrinated another gullible child into using LIBBY. my best friend LIBBY. the library app on your PHONE that gives you FREE EBOOKS AND AUDIOBOOKS with the tap of a finger! are you sick of incurring late fees? giving your hard earned money to jeff bezos? Libby has it for you.

Poor listeners unite!!

Lilo & Stitch (2002) dir. Tony Leondis

hello jon

:)

the magnus archives is a workplace comedy

Melanie, but she found a sword in the Artefact storage…🤺 Elias, your coffee is on its way☕️

i love when ppl draw elias bouchard wearing like anachronistic ass emerald green waistcoats and a monocle in their fanart bc it makes s1 so much funnier to think about. like you know what? yeah actually if i was jonathan sims and my fucking freak of a boss dressed like that and did an evil monologue voice at all times and paid me to read ghost stories in his basement all day, i would also probably be like "yeah this is a deeply unserious job and i am the only normal person here. sick paycheck tho" and then clock the fuck out without ever thinking about those fuckass statements again!! like what are we dunking on him for!! who would chalk that up to anything other than "my weirdass boss has clearly taken his eccentric edwardian magician LARP too far but goddamn if that check doesn't come in every month"

Oh I’m so sleepy… won’t you use !tuck to tuck me into bed?

!cursedoak

did anyone else have terrible dreams about a gnarled, twisted forest with one tree more terrible and hateful than all the rest

"The funniest thing about Invader Zim is" no, the funniest thing about Invader Zim is Jhonen Vazquez's repeated insistence that Gaz was intended to be the normie sibling to Dib's baby's-first-cybergoth and that he genuinely never intended her to read as goth herself.

Okay, no, but this perfectly explains Gaz's redesign in Enter the Florpus.

This was the original intention behind Gaz, but Jhonen Vazquez was so fucking Goth he didn't know how to properly design a character like this. 18 years later, he grew enough as an artist to make Gaz look the way he always meant for her to.

children are so fucking funny man. i just overheard a kid go “i just learned a new way to pinch, wanna see it? it hurts a lot more!” followed by a loud, notably pained scream

When we were kids, my brother learned how to do a solar plexus jab from one of his classmates, and he went to show it to me saying he learned this cool new move, but I had to promise not to hit him back. I promised, of course, and I really did mean it. Then he jabbed me in the solar plexus and I instinctively punched him in the face.

the sunk cost fallacy has been my favorite fallacy for as long as I can remember. so at this point it's probably too late to pick a different one

maid tried to kill me again by putting poison in my tea she doesn't know that i'm something far more terrifying masquerasing as a princess but i honestly don't think i'll tell her because i think it's really really adorable how desperately she wants to kill me. i don't want her to stop trying. i want to see the look on her face grow progressively more terrified the more she realizes things that should kill me don't seem to do anything. and in that moment i want to embrace her so gently like a mother carrying a child, and show her exactly how much i love the little game we play, her and i

We did it. We’re finally free.

in World War 1 around 8 million horses died but in World War 2 it was under a million which can only mean horses started to evolve bullet resistance

im sorry i couldnt just let these slide

time travel AU where r2d2 is the one who goes back to the clone wars but not in the standard ‘same body new memories’ way. now there’s just two r2s running around the galaxy: one trying to kill the chancellor and another that could be easily convinced to kill the chancellor. their meeting wouldn’t have any time travel ramifications besides doubling the number of r2 units trying to kill the palpatine. this efficiently doubles as c3po’s personal hell.

This should be the plot of the next movie :D

One R2 is a menace.

Two R2’s are a revolution. Palps is dead inside a week.

R2-D2 whenever he sees a chance to commit murder:

Oh I need to go back and take pictures of the conversation between R2D2 and C-3PO from the novelization from Revenge of the Sith cause it’s the only time we get to see exactly what R2 says. Cause tumblr needs to see it.

:D

Yessssss please share this <3

Ok. It’s a little funny but more sad cause of R2 going “Anakin doesn’t talk to me anymore.”