a few questions:
are electrons creepy or wet
what about protons?
if a random word was removed from this ask, would it change whether the ask is creepy or wet?
1. Electrons are Creepy.
2. Protons are Creepy.
3. Depends on the word removed.
4. This ask is Creepy.
a single word's removal could change the status of this ask. does that hold true for this reblog? If not, how many words would have to be removed before it did change?
Very much wish to lie in bed all day and be fed garlic naan that has been dipped in a curry.
Very much wish to lie in bed all day and be fed chicken fried rice covered in curry sauce.
Very much wish to have a great start to 2026 and be fed steak pie covered in more steak pie.
are you covered or is the pie?
in 2024 i had one breakups
in 2025 i had two breakups
if this pattern continues, by 2032 i will be experiencing 1.4 breakups per day
by about 2060, assuming I haven't dated anyone twice, i will have broken up with everyone on earth
i'm likely to run out of potential parters long before this though, because anyone whose age is < n=((my age x0.5)+7) is automatically excluded from the dating pool, and that'll be a large and growing slice of the population
To be fair you might only (?) have 9 breakups in 2032. We can't be sure that it doubles without further data: it might be a case of n = x, where x is the number of years since 2023 and n is the number of breakups per year. More data (haha, get it?) is required.
Accidentally spelled 'agreement' as 'a greement', which is for some reason amusing to me in my sleep deprivation..... a greement.. an greement... just one singular Greement.. #mygreement
official linguistics post
i found the second funniest map in the world today
What’s the funniest map?
^ magic spell of get assassinated by the turkish government
@mrecury42 is Stockholm in Armenia or Greece?
Armenian side of the border, I'm pretty sure
A suit of armour should count as a suit. It should be permissible to show up in full jousting-style plumed and polished plate armour in any situation and function where you'd otherwise be expected to wear a suit and tie. Also I want a cape.
really gives a new meaning to the phrase "dressed to kill"
sometimes i wonder how a writer would describe me if i were a character in a book
can we make this an ask meme?
reblog this if you want a book description of you sent to your inbox
THE LAST TIME I REBLOGGED THIS I GOT A BORDERLINE FANFIC SO SCREW IT
SEND IT
This would be funni
Couldn’t hurt (though I doubt anyone will)
That would be so funny
need me a writer’s description
YESSS PLS I WANNA KNOWW
YESSSSSSSSSSS
I WOULD BE GRACED IF THIS WERE TO HAPPEN
On one hand, I am a very mockable person, on the other, I am interested
I feel like this is a bad idea but why not
I think it could be very fun :3
what a fascinating idea. sure, why not?
Yo yo yo
please
let's go.
would it piss you off if you make a poll asking if somethings rude, and everyones answers as if the question was do people who do it deserve to go to jail?
yes
no theres only two categories of thing, totally fine and crime
results
anyone who would say that "anybody who does this deserves to go to jail" deserves to go to jail
sorry I don't know what you mean hypocrisy I hate it when people use words I don't understand they deserve to go to jail
I'll start-
cool, cool cool cool (Abed from Community) @wizardex-yt @archangel-raphael-offical @ari-the-chaos-god @jehova-offical @zeus-offical @catboy-offical
I... I can't reblog this on Archangel-Raphael-offical while being in character...
Uh. I say YAHOO! And YIPPEE!! A lot.
Oh, I also randomly make butterfree noises
@yourfellowhumanstraw @morphedtojustaghost @wingedenthusiastnightmare @ren-cerati @flirty-anon @shadow-dwelling-anon @mother-spore-missa @highbookwormofthecentury @astro-nomaly @hostofthepersever @ anyone else who wants to join. Especially moots.
Anyone can join! :3
"homosexual underground"
wait I need to know the context to this
you haven't played Disco Elysium, I take it?
I'll start-
cool, cool cool cool (Abed from Community) @wizardex-yt @archangel-raphael-offical @ari-the-chaos-god @jehova-offical @zeus-offical @catboy-offical
I... I can't reblog this on Archangel-Raphael-offical while being in character...
Uh. I say YAHOO! And YIPPEE!! A lot.
Oh, I also randomly make butterfree noises
@yourfellowhumanstraw @morphedtojustaghost @wingedenthusiastnightmare @ren-cerati @flirty-anon @shadow-dwelling-anon @mother-spore-missa @highbookwormofthecentury @astro-nomaly @hostofthepersever @ anyone else who wants to join. Especially moots.
Anyone can join! :3
"homosexual underground"
