this is the funniest thing i’ve ever read in my entire life
Shoutout to gay furry hackers. In this house we support our troops 🫡
one time I tried a new buzz buzz toy and I arrived so hard I lost my hearing for 3 days and I clutched that thang so hard I bent the metal part
I think we should all know less about each other
I’m dying here
Steve, coming out of the closet: I don’t like… women.
Tony, mouth agape:
Thor: yoU ARE A MISOGYNIST?!
Lo and behold I do bring news, @postmodernmulticoloredcloak is the cockfather (gn)
Long may they reign
Sooty. Sooty I'm begging you to provide context for people
(it's a word play on 'father hen')
No, I refuse to provide context!
English isn't my language so I don't get what the joke is about Jared in Misha's tweet.
Misha phrased his tweet about an SPN revival without him (which was an April Fools Joke) quite similarly to the tweet Jared wrote when he found out about The Winchesters.
It's subtle...but it's there.
And I laugh harder every time I read it.
I have been a sheep caretaker for like two days and already I'm like. Wow. I get it.
I get why these were some of the earliest mammals to ever be domesticated. They look up to humans with this sort of dumb but all at once innocent and pure and trusting expression. They're happy to see you. They follow you around. They like to be rubbed under their chins. Maybe its just some latent Scottish highland shepherd DNA I still have in me but I look at my sheep charges and suddenly I see why the love of God for humanity is so often described as a shepherd and his sheep. I'd fight a wolf for these guys. I'd go way the Hell out of my way for them. I'd carry their young for miles on my own back.
nearly 80k reblogs and how many of you eat lamb
The ancient shepherds I'm referencing also ate lamb lol
there are so many bots following me
I've never played a more perfect card in the 10 years I've been playing this game
this is the funniest thing i've seen in a while
ib: crepuscularqueens
ignoring context buckys war crimes were kind of funny as fuck. oh no he killed a us president and howard stark? dam we gotta stop this guy before he does more cool shit







